Seamless, formerly SeamlessWeb, allows me to lie on my couch, corpselike, and have delicious food delivered directly to my door with a few clicks (or smartphone taps). Now they own MenuPages, and slothful America can order in even smarter.

Here is a sad fact about my life: I order a disgusting, vile, shocking amount of internet delivery food. Like even if I were trapped in a block of concrete, it'd still be excessive. Which is why I need this.