Seamless Roulette Is the Best, Most Terrifying Thing to Happen to Lunch

Seamless is at once one of the greatest and most ruinous gifts ever bestowed upon man. Still, while the service has vastly simplified the process of acquiring both lunch and heart disease, there are still just a few too many options. Fortunately (?), Seamless Roulette has taken care of that. » 10/07/14 5:10pm 10/07/14 5:10pm

Internet Laziness Enabler Seamless Buys MenuPages

Seamless, formerly SeamlessWeb, allows me to lie on my couch, corpselike, and have delicious food delivered directly to my door with a few clicks (or smartphone taps). Now they own MenuPages, and slothful America can order in even smarter. » 9/26/11 11:04am 9/26/11 11:04am

SeamlessWeb Creates Nuclear Food Option for Laziest People on the Planet

Here is a sad fact about my life: I order a disgusting, vile, shocking amount of internet delivery food. Like even if I were trapped in a block of concrete, it'd still be excessive. Which is why I need this. » 6/16/11 9:40pm 6/16/11 9:40pm

SeamlessWeb App Is Here To Feed Lazy Android Users

I'm not sure Giz's Sam Biddle would ever eat if not for SeamlessWeb, the web-based food delivery service. He just had a sandwich delivered and it's only like 8:45am. Sick. Anywho, SeamlessWeb is now available as a free Android app. » 1/18/11 9:06am 1/18/11 9:06am