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robinandtami
07/02/09

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What if a sniper hits this thing with armor piercing rounds and cracks it?
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oceanwest
07/01/09

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looks like the worlds smallest Apple Store
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EBone
07/02/09

@oceanwest: +2
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GitEmSteveDave_RockinLabCoat
07/01/09

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What we really need is for someone across the way to install a webcam and a jumbo-tron playing this video on a loop.
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zarchitect
07/01/09

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caption #2: "Ooooh, look honey - FOG!"

...and people pay money to see that? no wonder the econ is in the crapper...
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92BuickLeSabre
07/01/09

@zarchitect: ...?

Shouldn't it be the other way around?
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sugardeath
07/01/09

@92BuickLeSabre:

Yeah... more money spent == better economy. Go figure.
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GitEmSteveDave_RockinLabCoat
07/01/09

@sugardeath: You can't spend your way to a better economy. At least that's what I was told during the election.
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92BuickLeSabre
07/01/09

@600Followers_GitEmSteveDave:You can spend your way to a better economy.

As long as (a) you aren't spending money that you don't have and (b) someone asks you to pay them back what you borrowed to spend because you didn't have it. When those two things occur, you have spent your way to a worse economy.
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GC
07/01/09

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...mommy.
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bill cant fart
07/01/09

@GC: WHAT?! Can't you see I'm busy!?! GO TO YOUR ROOM!!!!!!
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92BuickLeSabre
07/01/09

@bill cant fart: O-kay there. Take a deep breath. Take a step back.

Now pull out your calendar and let's see when we can fit you in with a therapist.
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bdk184
07/01/09

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i would not be able to get in that with my father. not only is he 300bs but he likes to jump in elevators. i would have a panic attack if he jumped in this elevator.
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GitEmSteveDave_RockinLabCoat
07/01/09

@bdk184: It's not an elevator. And I doubt even he could "jar" this thing by jumping.
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USB_Humping_Dog
07/01/09

@600Followers_GitEmSteveDave: Still, I'd simultaneously piss my pants and have a heart attack if I was in this thing and anyone (massive man, skinny child) jumped.

If anyone tried to recreate the Titanic scene (I'm The King Of The World!), I'd throw him or her out through the three layers of half-inch thick glass.
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92BuickLeSabre
07/01/09

@USB_Humping_Dog: That's like when I was a little kid, and my dad (6'3" probably 260 at the time) thought it was awesome to swing back and forth as hard as he could when we were at the top of the Ferris Wheel.

Holy crippity crap. I still have nightmares.
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