The Secret Service Is Flying Drones Over DC Late at Night  

Don't worry about the UFOs flying over the nation's capital. At least, don't worry too much. The blinking lights that zipped across DC's skies between 1am and 4am recently were drones flown by the Secret Service. The president's guard is testing these small aircraft to figure out ways to knock them out of the sky. »3/10/15 10:18am3/10/15 10:18am

Secret Service Grills Boy Who Warned President About Suicide Bombers on Facebook

There's an old sketch from MTV's brilliant The State, where a kid reprimands his obnoxious classmates, saying, "You can't even joke about it! You just can't say 'Gee, wouldn't it be great if we shot the President,'" which results in a swarm of Secret Service agents flooding the classroom and carrying him away. Well,… »5/18/11 7:20am5/18/11 7:20am

Black Helicopters Following Bush Jam Cell Phones, Hover in Silent Mode

When our esteemed leader visits the terrorist nation of Australia in September to attend the Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation summit, a helicopter that jams cellphone signals within the span of a football field will tail his motorcade. The measure is intended to counter cellphone-detonated bomb attacks, but I mean,… »5/17/07 11:42am5/17/07 11:42am