Secret Service Grills Boy Who Warned President About Suicide Bombers on…

There's an old sketch from MTV's brilliant The State, where a kid reprimands his obnoxious classmates, saying, "You can't even joke about it! You just can't say 'Gee, wouldn't it be great if we shot the President,'" which results in a swarm of Secret Service agents flooding the classroom and carrying him away. Well,… » 5/18/11 7:20am 5/18/11 7:20am

Black Helicopters Following Bush Jam Cell Phones, Hover in Silent Mode

When our esteemed leader visits the terrorist nation of Australia in September to attend the Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation summit, a helicopter that jams cellphone signals within the span of a football field will tail his motorcade. The measure is intended to counter cellphone-detonated bomb attacks, but I mean,… » 5/17/07 11:42am 5/17/07 11:42am