I use Xbox Live for yelling at 10-year-old British kids when I play Fifa. You may use it for galvanizing your Halo clan. Rachel Ann Hicks allegedly used it for seducing a 13-year-old boy and having sex with him. Gross.
Keira writes in with her essay prepared with the single, gadget-obsessed male in mind. It's titled "On Gentlemen Giving iPods as Gifts—Keira's Primer on the Art of Seduction."