While real cats and dogs seem far too keen on reproduction to ever be as scarce or expensive as they were in Blade Runner, Sega is pushing full steam ahead with an update to their freaky robotic felines.

The unbelievably awkward LoveTrainer sex instruction headset was weird, sure. But fake? This morning we got an email from the alleged creator—"World Renowned Sex Doctor" Itami—aaaaand he's never heard of it.

"The foreplay, will now begin!" UPDATE: It's a hoax.

Move over WALL-E, take a hike Rolly, Automated Music Personality—from Hasbro's Tiger Electronics and Sega Toys—has come to claim the throne of dancing robot music speakers once and for all. Video after the jump

We've seen midget-sized female robots coming out of Japan for a little while, but Sega Toys' Eternal, Maiden, Actualization (E.M.A.) robot seems like the most fully featured one yet. Or at least the sluttiest. The bot is 38 cm tall, has a "glamorous body," can hand out business cards, walk "like a lady," and even kiss you…

For eons, scientists and their monkey progenitors have thought that the stars in the sky were innumerable. Not so, friends. Sega has created a planetarium that shows just 10,000 of the most important ones, including a red hot shooting star function, for kicks.