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    LoveTrainer Headset Coaches You in the Art of Love, Is Predictably Hilarious
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    Image of BeautifulAgony BeautifulAgony
    01/28/09

    In reply to LoveTrainer Headset Coaches You in the Art of Love, Is Predictably Hilarious
    Will this be part of a Sega rhythm game? Might work on the Wii.
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    01/28/09

    In reply to LoveTrainer Headset Coaches You in the Art of Love, Is Predictably Hilarious
    For what ever reason I read the messages in an angry German voice.


    "Following ze beat make ze love much harder! Moch Schnell!"

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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_My Brute Dojo CDIAFIFE GitEmSteveDave_My Brute Dojo CDIAFIFE
    01/28/09

    @zenpoet: Jah please forgive my unexplained two week absence. To make it up to you we will go out to dinner at a sensibly-priced restaurant then have a night of efficient German sex.
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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    01/28/09

    In reply to LoveTrainer Headset Coaches You in the Art of Love, Is Predictably Hilarious
    OMG! Through the fire and flames 100% expert NO BOT!


    SRYSLY DUDES!

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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_My Brute Dojo CDIAFIFE GitEmSteveDave_My Brute Dojo CDIAFIFE
    01/28/09

    In reply to LoveTrainer Headset Coaches You in the Art of Love, Is Predictably Hilarious
    I rely on this record I bought. Just in case it comes with BIG JIM SLADE!
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_My Brute Dojo CDIAFIFE GitEmSteveDave_My Brute Dojo CDIAFIFE
    01/28/09

    @QuadNipple_GitEmSteveDave: Warning "may" be NSFW but it's from a movie called "the Kentucky Fried Movie"
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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    01/28/09

    In reply to LoveTrainer Headset Coaches You in the Art of Love, Is Predictably Hilarious
    They need a slightly more realistic version before I'll sign on.


    The foreplay please research what it is!

    Please confirm the heart rate sensor! It appears you are dying!

    Your stamina will be eva...done already?

    The lovemaking is apparently occuring somewhere else!

    Follow the ads on television make love much harder!

    You are making love at a very sad pace!

    Making love a bit more gentler would be mediocre but better than this!

    Asleep already?! Let's not do this again!

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    Image of Curves Curves
    01/28/09

    In reply to LoveTrainer Headset Coaches You in the Art of Love, Is Predictably Hilarious
    "Well done! Let's make love more regularly!"


    That kind of passionate motivation makes me wanna breed more often. Not.

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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_My Brute Dojo CDIAFIFE GitEmSteveDave_My Brute Dojo CDIAFIFE
    01/28/09

    @Curves: Added then scratched off "Things to get women" list then added to larger "Things to NOT do or else sleep alone again tonight" list.
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    01/28/09

    In reply to LoveTrainer Headset Coaches You in the Art of Love, Is Predictably Hilarious
    i gotta say if you need a set of fancy pants headphones to tell you how to "do it" it's safe to assume you're doing it wrong.


    poor poor Sega the mighty have indeed fallen far...

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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    01/28/09

    In reply to LoveTrainer Headset Coaches You in the Art of Love, Is Predictably Hilarious
    Star Wars Imperial March? What? No.


    Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture or nothing.

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    Image of ripfire ripfire
    01/28/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: I dunno.. I was expecting something more like "bow chika bow wow!"
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    Image of Curves Curves
    01/28/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: Barry White (they didnt call him the Icon of Love for nothing) or maybe some Sade.
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    01/28/09

    @Curves: That is not for headphones.


    If you play legitimate get-it-on music it must be played aloud on a decent sound system. :)

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