What is this, I don't even... this Japanese video, appropriately called "Japan Erection," has been making the rounds online. And it involves a man in a wig, trashing a room with futuristic silver walls, wearing a giant tree penis puppet shaped like Japan. (NSFW?)
Okay, seriously. I get that those are supposed to be webs shooting out of Spidey's wrists, but it does look a lot closer to, as Arse-bot puts it, "dildo-slapping action." I mean, did nobody test this thing out?