Well, suicide bombers have kinda taken that over. They pad themselves with nails and rat poison (anti-coagulant). Not exactly poison but it'll fuck you up just as bad.
Wouldn't the cruelest bomb be the one that fell on Japan? I know the popular notion is that dirty bombs are somehow more outrageous, but in all actuality, the bomb that kills the most people is the "cruelest".
@know1: I think napalm is probably crueler. You are trying to burn people to death as opposed to just kill them and get them out of the picture. Plus, I hear it sticks to babies.
@Jestermeister: Actually, even worst than napalm is self igniting napalm. They would mix white phosphorous in with the napalm so it would ignite as exposed to air. What would also happen is when hitting the skin, the napalm might be brushed off, but the phosphorous chips would burn their way into the skin, and could smolder for weeks, with the only slight relief coming from completely immersing the affected body part in water.
@switchblade saints: It's obvious. She is wearing the ceremonial face paint markings required by her bizarre religion. Can't you see her hands are clasped in prayer as she worships at her embroidered altar..
@Jrsy Devil's Food Cake®: Yeah, I know. I sort of did that on purpose. (I otherwise pretty much rarely curse). I guess you could say I'm on an extended rumspringa with a penchant for irony. :)
@an skyline: We all have our little indulgences. Some people take the extra piece of pie at dinner. Others eschew generations of tradition to sneak in a little internet every now and then.
I want now! Please oh please! I have great idea's for a beauty like this. I bet these things are a wonder to program a simple pattern into and woh boy you're off!! That would be so fun to play with.
"Dear Santa,
I have been a very good girl this year. I know it is only 1/2/2009 but dear sweet Santa, I really promise to be a very good/bad girl all year. I swear I will do what ever I can to get this pretty machine. Whatever I can. ;)
Seriously though, I don't see a lot of average Jane Sixpacks buying this, unless they have their own seamstress business. I also don't envision those garment sweat shops investing in this either since they could probably get three or four workers for the cost of one of these babies.
@se7a7n7: I'm ashamed to know this, but Brother sewing machines have some kind of wonky rights to all of the Disney computer embroidery patterns. So if you want Daisy Duck designs on your tea towels, you need a proprietary piece of software designed by Brother for Disney.
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Which only serves to ironically re-enforce my very fears!
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As an Amish person (Mennonite, actually), this is the greatest thing I've ever seen in my life.
If anything could possibly bridge the gap between the English and the Elders, this is it!
We need this in Lancaster County and we need it NOW!!!
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@an skyline: We all have our little indulgences. Some people take the extra piece of pie at dinner. Others eschew generations of tradition to sneak in a little internet every now and then.
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"Dear Santa,
I have been a very good girl this year. I know it is only 1/2/2009 but dear sweet Santa, I really promise to be a very good/bad girl all year. I swear I will do what ever I can to get this pretty machine. Whatever I can. ;)
~Little Sally Sue"
01/02/09
Seriously though, I don't see a lot of average Jane Sixpacks buying this, unless they have their own seamstress business. I also don't envision those garment sweat shops investing in this either since they could probably get three or four workers for the cost of one of these babies.
So who's the target market?
01/02/09
"Will it mend?"
I think this actually supports multi-threading.
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01/02/09
May I put my balls back on now?
01/02/09
no, that deserves an extra 5 minute penalty. I'm watching...
01/02/09
She grew some good pot though...
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