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    At Gizmodo Gallery 2009: The Sex Doll for Dogs

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    Image of Purple Dave Purple Dave
    09/22/09

    In reply to At Gizmodo Gallery 2009: The Sex Doll for Dogs
    I assume the "prize" is the right to clean up the mess and then cart that thing the heck out of there?
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    09/21/09

    In reply to At Gizmodo Gallery 2009: The Sex Doll for Dogs
    All kidding aside, if you guys really want to see someone's dog use this you can't expect 'ol Rover to go porking away at this plastic puss with his poochy pecker. You'll need to get some K-Y or Astro-Glide and someone will have to 'grease the weezer' as they say.

    I hate to see who draws the short straw for that assignment...

    Looks like the interns will earn their keep this week...
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    09/21/09

    In reply to At Gizmodo Gallery 2009: The Sex Doll for Dogs
    Looking a the pictures of this thing I can't help but expect to hear a squeak toy sound once Fido gets his furry freak on...

    Squeeeeeaakkk, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak,squeak, squeak. [brief pause] squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak...
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    09/21/09

    In reply to At Gizmodo Gallery 2009: The Sex Doll for Dogs
    Looks like a J33 on the TheyFit scale...
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    09/21/09

    In reply to At Gizmodo Gallery 2009: The Sex Doll for Dogs
    Pick up a bottle of female dog pheromones. Douse that thing. Chain it to a street sign in front of the gallery and aim a camcorder out the window for a few hours.
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    Image of Bandit Bandit
    09/21/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Bright Idea®: Do they sell pheromones on Canal Street?
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    Jrsy Devil's Bright Idea® promoted this comment Bandit was starred Bandit was unstarred
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    09/21/09

    @Bandit: Why not. They sell everything else there..
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    09/21/09

    In reply to At Gizmodo Gallery 2009: The Sex Doll for Dogs
    Why must I have a female dog!?
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    Image of appletoad appletoad
    09/21/09

    @Mike: ...then you don't need this. You have the real deal.
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    09/21/09

    @Mike: Dude, maybe you could win something by association if you take her down there and maybe rub that thing on her so it smells like a girl to get the boys horny, heh.
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    Image of Nintenboy01 Nintenboy01
    09/21/09

    In reply to At Gizmodo Gallery 2009: The Sex Doll for Dogs
    Probably too small for a German Shepherd or Mastiff... But then again my aunt's Lab was able to mate with her dachshund and produce Labrahunds.
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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    09/21/09

    @Nintenboy01: Uh, which was the male and which was the female? It's an important mechanical question.
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    09/21/09

    @Nintenboy01: You sure they weren't Dachshadors?
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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    09/21/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Bright Idea®: So, if a Dachador mated with a Saluki, would they produce Luchadors?
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    09/21/09

    @Hello Mister Walrus: Yes. And if a Luchador mated with a Labrador they'd produce Labradors thus completing the circle of life...
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    Image of toblathe toblathe
    09/21/09

    @Hello Mister Walrus: Mate a lab with a Mastiff and you get a Matador! Mate a Labrador with a magician and get a Labrakadabra! Mate a Shitzu and a Bulldog and get a.... I dunno Bullzu I think.
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    Image of Nintenboy01 Nintenboy01
    09/21/09

    @Hello Mister Walrus: male Lab, I guess he had to squat pretty low. The puppies came out looking like Labs with short legs.
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    09/21/09

    @toblathe: "Mate a Shitzu and a Bulldog and get a.... I dunno Bullzu I think"

    No, you get a Shitdog...
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    Image of Rex the Decadent Rex the Decadent
    09/22/09

    @toblathe: @Hello Mister Walrus: This has made my day today.
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    Image of Anonymoose Anonymoose
    09/21/09

    In reply to At Gizmodo Gallery 2009: The Sex Doll for Dogs
    why is this product not getting a full hands on review?
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    09/21/09

    @Anonymoose: Cuz they wouldn't be using their hands to review it...
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    Edited by Jrsy Devil's Advocate® at 09/21/09 6:35 PM Jrsy Devil's Advocate® was starred Jrsy Devil's Advocate® was unstarred
    Image of Bandit Bandit
    09/21/09

    @Anonymoose: Yeah, where's the unpantsing?
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    09/21/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Bright Idea®: i set em up, you knock em down.
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    09/21/09

    In reply to At Gizmodo Gallery 2009: The Sex Doll for Dogs
    Get that finger out of there. You don't know where it's been.
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    09/21/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Bright Idea®: agreed. i bet adam's finger is filthy. you were talking from the dog's guidance counselor's view, right?
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    Image of appletoad appletoad
    09/21/09

    In reply to At Gizmodo Gallery 2009: The Sex Doll for Dogs
    If a person fucks it, is there a prize?
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    09/21/09

    @appletoad: i'd think having the best orgasm of your life would be prize enough.
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    Image of appletoad appletoad
    09/21/09

    @Anonymoose: Are you implying this is better than the real thing?
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    09/21/09

    @appletoad: Do you mean better than real humans or better than real dogs?
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    09/21/09

    @Hello Mister Walrus: I think this is more interesting if I leave it to the imagination.
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    Image of Duckspwn Duckspwn
    09/21/09

    @appletoad: Of course! The loss of your dignity and respect among human beings! Yaaaayyyyy!
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    09/21/09

    @appletoad: I think it's more interesting if you don't leave it to the imagination, and instead give us every last graphic detail. With visual aids.
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    Image of SidFan SidFan
    09/21/09

    In reply to At Gizmodo Gallery 2009: The Sex Doll for Dogs
    What do you do when it's full?
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    ripfire promoted this comment SidFan was starred SidFan was unstarred
    Image of ripfire ripfire
    09/21/09

    @SidFan: Bigger dogs will use it as a Kong.
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    Edited by ripfire at 09/21/09 6:19 PM ripfire was starred ripfire was unstarred
    Image of gadam07 gadam07
    09/21/09

    @ripfire: Oh, good Lord. That's terrible, but so true! Ugh.
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    09/21/09

    @SidFan: Insert a straw and a tiny umbrella. Piña colada!
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    Image of wannahakkalooki wannahakkalooki
    09/21/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Bright Idea®: You mean doggy colada?
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    Image of appletoad appletoad
    09/21/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Bright Idea®: Oh wow.
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    09/21/09

    @vbxsys: Perhaps Penii Colada if more than one dog uses it..
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    Image of tok3ninja tok3ninja
    09/21/09

    In reply to At Gizmodo Gallery 2009: The Sex Doll for Dogs
    I don't think I've seen anyone look so intently at a butthole before, ever. You almost look disgusted.. yet intrigued.
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    Duckspwn promoted this comment Edited by tok3ninja at 09/21/09 6:14 PM tok3ninja was starred tok3ninja was unstarred
    Image of Duckspwn Duckspwn
    09/21/09

    @tok3ninja: That's what she said. Hehe, alright.

    Oh shit, I just realized that might be meme. I don't know if it's banworthy though... ah well, I'll take my chances.
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    Edited by Duckspwn at 09/21/09 6:43 PM Duckspwn was starred Duckspwn was unstarred
    Image of tok3ninja tok3ninja
    09/21/09

    @Duckspwn: It's not as annoying as that game we're not allowed to mention. You're safe.
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    Image of Duckspwn Duckspwn
    09/21/09

    @tok3ninja: What, you mean Cry--!?! Schluck! Fuck... the Giz ninjas... *cough* *gurgle*
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    Edited by Duckspwn at 09/21/09 7:27 PM Duckspwn was starred Duckspwn was unstarred
    Image of tok3ninja tok3ninja
    09/21/09

    @Duckspwn: *drops a heart on your dead body* Sorry man, but you turned your back to me.
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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    09/21/09

    In reply to At Gizmodo Gallery 2009: The Sex Doll for Dogs
    For "dogs"?
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    Image of anexanhume anexanhume
    09/21/09

    @Hello Mister Walrus: Not everyone is that small good sir.
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    09/21/09

    In reply to At Gizmodo Gallery 2009: The Sex Doll for Dogs
    Does it come shaped like a deer? That's all that Watson responds to. Also, is it cool to bring Watson? He's a wicked-awesome beagle who is arguably the cutest dog in the world.

    Of course, I'd have to kidnap (dognap?) him first...
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    Image of LEWD98 LEWD98
    09/21/09

    In reply to At Gizmodo Gallery 2009: The Sex Doll for Dogs
    The first time my dog humped my Fiance's leg, she took him to the vet and got him fixed. Poor little guy. Hopefully I never get the same treatment.
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