I Want This $30,000 Vibrating Waterbed That Syncs to My Heart Rate

People, muster up all your creative juices and imagine the most ridiculous bed you can think of. Is it a waterbed? Obviously. Can it play music from your iPhone? Totally. Does it vibrate to the beat of that music? Yes, it can. Can it sync 50 LED lights to the beating of your heart? Yup. » 2/21/14 7:00pm 2/21/14 7:00pm