"Oh my god! Is that a naked lady drowning in a river? We must help. Call backup! I'm going in after her." That must've been what 18 policemen in Shandong, China were thinking when they saw a 'woman' submerged in the river—embarrassingly for the police, it wasn't a real person they rescued but a sex doll.
Ok, we gotta hand it to the creators of this Doctor Who dildo — it's pretty clever. Bear in mind, we've seen a lot of miserable dildos (hello sparkle vampire cock). And this still might be one of the weirdest yet.
A post office in Russia was evacuated on Monday after an alert Russian postal worker called authorities over a package making a "strange ticking sound." After securing the building, the bomb squad discovered the source of the noise: A vibrator. (The device had apparently been turned on accidentally) The AFP reports…
When SETI trains their radio telescopes on the sky, it's a way of seeking out strange new life. It's also kind of hot. That's why Babeland has created this special "SETI blue" vibrator that looks like a mini radio telescope.
Cleverly called "Love the Bird," this lamp places a vibrator right under unsuspecting visitors' noses—though you might have to request they don't touch it themselves. Flick the bird, and it turns the lamp on and off.
Clue: It's not the world champion Conker player's special box. There's a clue in those last two words, though.
Ten tongues. Ten tongues. That's how many silicon tingletings Sqweel—the new sex toy by LoveHoney—has. Three variable speeds running on three AAA batteries which, according to the hands-on by our own Dr. Debby Herbenick, is absolutely amazing. [Updated]
A couple months ago, a company asked if I was interested in reviewing their razor/personal massager combo. I said sure, never expecting them to send one all the way over to China. Well, they did.
The product is called the Oral Sex Light. We're not too sure much of an explanation is needed, but if you still don't get it, there's a completely NSFW explanation image after the jump.
The Rubbot may be on the periphery of gadgetdom, but at the same time it stands for everything we believe technology can do. Yes, it's a male sex toy that allows you to rub yourself silly without using your hands—hence, rubbot. The creators are in the beta stage (beta testers wanted!) and made this video to show just…
We're not sure what purpose there is in this $1500 gold plated Elo Vya vibrator other than to give you heavy metal poisoning, but here it is. The 18k gold plated vibrator will satisfy women (and men), but also passes its AU into your porous areas. Which can't be good at all. But hey, it's on sale for $1350. Score! […
Like Lam with his pink Japanese blowjob machine, I was debating whether I should post this. But if you can handle his pink blowjobber, you can handle this Robotech Thruster machine.
Who could forget the iBuzz, that fun little sex toy that hooks up to an iPod and vibrates in tandem with the music? Hope you already bought yours because it looks like Apple is about to shut them down. Apparently, Apple is taking issue with some of iBuzz's adverts, like the one seen here. I guess Apple isn't too…