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Sending a child off to college can be a sad, lonely time for parents. That is, until they decide to take advantage of their newfound freedom. Why not travel, take a pottery class or turn your empty kid's room into a tricked-out den of depravity? Wait, what? I can't believe I just wrote that. It's perverted and wrong...just the way you like it. So grab the Mrs. and a suitcase full of Viagra because things are about to get crazy over in the burbs.
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10 Gadgets That Turn Your Empty Kid's Room Into a Den of Depravity (NSFW)
Sending a child off to college can be a sad, lonely time for parents. That is, until they decide to take advantage of their newfound freedom. Why not travel, take a pottery class or turn your empty kid's room into a tricked-out den of depravity? Wait, what? I can't believe I just wrote that. It's perverted and wrong...just the way you like it. So grab the Mrs. and a suitcase full of Viagra because things are about to get crazy over in the burbs.
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4:00 PM on Fri Sep 5 2008
By Sean Fallon
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67 comments
Latest by WotW: For the record: 1) I bought the vagina couch. 2) It in fact resides in the room of the kid whohas just more »
thank giz it's friday
Rejoice! The week is at an end. You have worked hard and now it's high time you got to relax and enjoy a "Thank Giz It's Friday" roundup of gadgets that are pointless, vulgar, confusing and (in some cases) scary. If you find yourself saying "I have that!" a number of times while perusing the following gallery, it might be a good idea to sort some things out with a trained professional.
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10 Sex Toys That Are Confusing and Wrong (NSFW)
Rejoice! The week is at an end. You have worked hard and now it's high time you got to relax and enjoy a "Thank Giz It's Friday" roundup of gadgets that are pointless, vulgar, confusing and (in some cases) scary. If you find yourself saying "I have that!" a number of times while perusing the following gallery, it might be a good idea to sort some things out with a trained professional.
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4:00 PM on Fri Apr 11 2008
By Sean Fallon
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47 comments
Latest by Wilson Rotman: @lafond66: vagitarians? more »
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Oral Sex Light Illuminates Your Dongle
The product is called the Oral Sex Light. We're not too sure much of an explanation is needed, but if you still don't get it, there's a completely NSFW explanation image after the jump. More »
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New SaSi Sex Toy Gets Intelligent With Your Nether Regions
Its about time someone started applying machine intelligence to good things rather than the seemingly evil: the new JeJoue SaSi "personal massager" comes with built-in motion playlists and also actually learns what its lady likes in the way of sub-knicker action. And occasionally, just for kicks, it rocks a bit of freestylin' to give you a surprise. Updated: NFSW demonstration video after the jump. More »
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"Hey," said the geeky vibrator designer who was fresh out of ideas, "Why not steal an idea or two from the ubiquitous computer mouse, using that form factor for our latest masterpiece?" That's just what the creator of the Gekishin Mouse-kun did, letting you apply massage and heat to your tender subject, and even snap on a toothy-looking clitoral stimulation attachment for those hard-to-reach nooks and crannies. Take a close-up look this contraption, strapped on and ready for action, on the next page.
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Gekishin Mouse-kun Vibrator Thinks It's a Mouse
"Hey," said the geeky vibrator designer who was fresh out of ideas, "Why not steal an idea or two from the ubiquitous computer mouse, using that form factor for our latest masterpiece?" That's just what the creator of the Gekishin Mouse-kun did, letting you apply massage and heat to your tender subject, and even snap on a toothy-looking clitoral stimulation attachment for those hard-to-reach nooks and crannies. Take a close-up look this contraption, strapped on and ready for action, on the next page.
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Dream Lover 2000 Keeps That Dawg on a Shocking Leash
This "male management and boyfriend training unit" is an add-on to that CB-3000 male chastity belt that attaches to a submissive male's member, keeping it, and him, out of harm's way or out of anybody else's pants. This Dream Lover 2000 add-on takes it a step further, letting the poor sap's mistress remotely administer shocks, keeping him in line and punishing him as much as he so richly deserves. More »
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Slightest Touch: The Fastest Way to a Woman's Heart is Through Her Ankles
If you really want to get your girlfriend/wife hot and bothered, you should know that the fastest way to stimulate her most sensitive of areas is to go straight for her… ankles? Really? I guess I know less about women than I thought. More »
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Make Your Own Altoids Box Vibrator
Take the oscillating innards of an Oral-B electric toothbrush, shoehorn them into an Altoids tin, and what do you have? A curiously strong vibrator, that's what. The Homemade Sex Toys site has full step-by-step instructions. It's yet another use for the improbably versatile and useful Altoids box. More »
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