@Shamoononon: I shave my legs.: You're not getting old. Men are just becoming more progressive with merging their love of high-tech gadgets and their love of sex..
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"Joe has just learned to speak German Now, get this, heres why he did it! He's gonna go to this club on the other side of town, it's called THE CLOSET... And they got these Appliances in there that really go for a guy dressed up like a housewife who can speak German (you know what I mean)... so Joe's learned how to speak German, he goes in this place and he sees these little Kitchen Machineries dancing around with each other, and he sees this one...that looks like it's a cross between an industrial vacuum cleaner and a chrome piggy bank with marital aids stuck all over its body... it's really exciting...and when he sees it, he BURSTS INTO SONG..."
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Edit: I don't want to know the answer to the question I just deleted.
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by Adam Frucci
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I must be getting old.
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"I think of makeup as my paint, and my face as the canvas."
[sic]Drew story!
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Yeah well, I still jerk off manually.
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[nods]
Jerkoff machine synchronizes with yer porn?
[nods]
Farewell, and adieu, to you, Spanish ladies.....
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