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    Image of otko otko
    11/29/09

    In reply to Gifts For Pervs Who Like Like Gadgets
    Don't buy Japanese hookers? Pshh
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    Image of aja175 aja175
    11/28/09

    In reply to Gifts For Pervs Who Like Like Gadgets
    Jeez, doesn't anybody use a sawzall with a rubber fist anymore?? What happened to the basics!
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    Image of Horusz Horusz
    11/28/09

    In reply to Gifts For Pervs Who Like Like Gadgets
    Any product with the applied buzzword "teledildonics" gets a instant +1 from me.
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    Image of dtemp dtemp
    11/28/09

    In reply to Gifts For Pervs Who Like Like Gadgets
    I've seen a lot of this on Gizmodo, from various writers: they feel the need to call people who own these types of products pervs or something similar. Frucci did it when he reviewed the fleshlight furniture thing. Because you have to be comfortable with your sexuality to own something doesn't make you a perv.
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    Image of m1ku5 m1ku5
    11/28/09

    In reply to Gifts For Pervs Who Like Like Gadgets
    the Masuka reference makes this my all time favorite article. it has nothing to do with the tip on pervy gadgeteering
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    Image of phunnyballs phunnyballs
    11/27/09

    In reply to Gifts For Pervs Who Like Like Gadgets
    wtf... $70 for an HDMI adapter? holy smokes.. glad my $550 laptop has an adapter built in.
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    Image of Slinkytech Slinkytech
    11/27/09

    In reply to Gifts For Pervs Who Like Like Gadgets
    I think 9 and 10 should have been products by purell and dawn.
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    Image of rcast1986 rcast1986
    11/27/09

    In reply to Gifts For Pervs Who Like Like Gadgets
    Hahaha, great editing job, Chen. I was wondering how long that naked chick was going to be plastered on your front page.
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    Image of bare.imagery bare.imagery
    11/27/09

    In reply to Gifts For Pervs Who Like Like Gadgets
    DO NOT BUY THE REALDOLL. The wife and I bought one and thought we could have a lot of fun together with it. But, in all honesty, the RealDoll is not worth it. It's heavy, bulky, unrealistic in everything but looks (even the breasts are too stiff for anything fun), and completely worthless for any type of "realistic" sex. The tongue isn't even attached and falls out! It's is made with only what seems $500 worth of materials, if that. The oral orifice cannot accommodate anything longer than 4 inches (which is only good if your wife is "joining in"), and the other holes are unusable unless you can mount the doll to a hanging wire and spread it's legs all the way open. Doing that, though, quickly tears the silicone material. Also, it's a royal pain to keep the doll's "skin" clean and powdered. Save your money and find a real woman (even if it's for a "threesome") or stick with hand-held products. You could probably pay a female friend $300 to "act" like a doll, but that'd probably be prostitution.
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    Image of Shamoononon: I shave my legs. Shamoononon: I shave my legs.
    11/27/09

    @bare.imagery: Wow!!
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    11/27/09

    @bare.imagery: Assuming this wasn't total bullshit, +1 for you and your wife's comfort and openness to try something unusual like this. -1 for sharing. More than I needed to know, thanks.
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    Image of Shamoononon: I shave my legs. Shamoononon: I shave my legs.
    11/28/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: I assume he's working for the competition. Which company that is? eww...
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    Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was starred Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was unstarred
    Image of Shamoononon: I shave my legs. Shamoononon: I shave my legs.
    11/29/09

    @bare.imagery: You know what, I debated stating this, but I can't get it out of my mind.

    There is a point where you go beyond human, and your post kind of did that for me. I understand sex toys and stuff, and was humored by the Giz posts on such, but when you go the way you have gone, and after researching a bit about you, I can't help but point the sexually disturbed finger at you.

    I'm sorry man, I wish the doll was more your thing, because I'd hate to see how much farther you're going to take this disease of yours.
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    Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was starred Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was unstarred
    Image of Shamoononon: I shave my legs. Shamoononon: I shave my legs.
    11/29/09

    @bare.imagery: The saddest part of this thread, other than you being dangerous, is that we promoted your website by responding to you.
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    Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was starred Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was unstarred
    Image of Shamoononon: I shave my legs. Shamoononon: I shave my legs.
    11/27/09

    In reply to Gifts For Pervs Who Like Like Gadgets
    Cool, thanks for introducing me to the one thing that's more disturbing than the Twilight sage.

    Edit: I don't want to know the answer to the question I just deleted.
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    Edited by Shamoononon: I shave my legs. at 11/27/09 6:17 PM Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was starred Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was unstarred
    Image of zeroprime zeroprime
    11/27/09

    @Shamoononon: I shave my legs.: Wait until someone decides to mod the Realdoll with the vampire Fleshlight *shudder*
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    11/27/09

    In reply to Gifts For Pervs Who Like Like Gadgets
    Where is the tongue device?
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    Image of Yerzriknot Yerzriknot
    11/27/09

    In reply to Gifts For Pervs Who Like Like Gadgets
    What happens when you sync the OhMiBod to Slayer?
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    Edited by Yerzriknot at 11/27/09 6:07 PM Yerzriknot was starred Yerzriknot was unstarred
    Image of David Alter David Alter
    11/27/09

    @Yerzriknot: Terrifying things, sir. Terrifying things. Just think what would happen while playing "Raining Blood." Think.
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    Image of witeowl witeowl
    11/27/09

    In reply to Gifts For Pervs Who Like Like Gadgets
    May be old news, but I'm a bit behind in my DVR watching: Fleshlight got a cameo in Californication. At first, I felt a little giddy because it was like I was in on a dirty little inside joke. Then I felt a little embarrassed because I was in on that dirty little inside joke. (Ok, the second one's a lie.)

    Now I just wonder what it was like in the writer's room that day. "Hey, we should have the guys find a fleshlight." "Oh, yeah, that's a great... -cough- I mean, a what-light?"
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    Jason Chen promoted this comment Edited by witeowl at 11/27/09 5:57 PM witeowl was starred witeowl was unstarred
    Image of Zinger314 Zinger314
    11/27/09

    In reply to Gifts For Pervs Who Like Like Gadgets
    I thought Adam Pash had a monopoly on the Fleshlight articles!
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    Image of Segador Segador
    11/27/09

    In reply to Gifts For Pervs Who Like Like Gadgets
    Luckily, most people aren't at work today.
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