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    iPhone OS 3.0 Will Turn Your Phone Into a Revolutionary Sex Toy

    We-Vibe Heralds New NASA's Technology-Based Mystery Sex Toy
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    Image of Tuna-Can Tuna-Can
    03/18/09

    In reply to iPhone OS 3.0 Will Turn Your Phone Into a Revolutionary Sex Toy
    Man, someone needs to get laid.
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    Image of Jesus Diaz Jesus Diaz
    03/18/09

    @Tuna-Can: Yes, you.
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    03/18/09

    In reply to iPhone OS 3.0 Will Turn Your Phone Into a Revolutionary Sex Toy
    Dr. Debby better wait until they make it waterproof before using it as a sex toy...
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    Image of debbyherbenick debbyherbenick
    03/18/09

    In reply to iPhone OS 3.0 Will Turn Your Phone Into a Revolutionary Sex Toy
    Oh. Yes. Fantastic idea. It reminds me of a pre-cell phone era erotic story about a woman giving the remote control of her vibrator to a man she'd never met and letting him do his thing as she sat at another table a good distance away (the vibrator was in her). It's in the book Sex Toy Tales, in case anyone wants additional inspiration.


    Major props, Jesus, for the Shiny Shiny Sexual Toy innovation.

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    Image of skaarj skaarj
    03/18/09

    In reply to iPhone OS 3.0 Will Turn Your Phone Into a Revolutionary Sex Toy
    am i the only one thats going to comment on the hiliarious photoshop location of the iphone just chillin there. its so subtle its genious
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    Image of Software_Goddess Software_Goddess
    03/18/09

    @skaarj: We all saw it dear. We just didn't want to point out that she had to call herself with a second phone because her boyfriend was a prude like Meatloaf13 and wouldn't call her.
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    Image of Jesus Diaz Jesus Diaz
    03/18/09

    @Software_Goddess: You are so right. :-)
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    Image of Meetloaf13 Meetloaf13
    03/18/09

    In reply to iPhone OS 3.0 Will Turn Your Phone Into a Revolutionary Sex Toy
    I can't actually believe this article was written.


    What a perverse and worthless train of thought. Our society is in serious trouble if this is the type of thing "experts" spend their time studying and propagating to the masses.


    Are you serious? You are going to get your jimmies from a vibrating iPhone? Brother.


    Color me Old Fashioned, perhaps I shouldn't be surprised that people are so shallow. But, I wonder what would happen if our society took half the time that was spent "studying" sex, or making illegitimate babies, and used it doing some sort of community service, or heck, used it NOT cheating on a spouse and took their child out for ice cream...


    Guaranteed, we would have fewer problems, and less addicts trying to cover up their depression with booze or substance abuse.

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    Image of Jesus Diaz Jesus Diaz
    03/18/09

    @Meetloaf13: prude
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    Image of something_unique_and_descriptive something_unique_and_descriptive
    03/18/09

    In reply to iPhone OS 3.0 Will Turn Your Phone Into a Revolutionary Sex Toy
    Yeah, and you think this is getting through app store approval how?
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    Image of LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M
    03/18/09

    In reply to iPhone OS 3.0 Will Turn Your Phone Into a Revolutionary Sex Toy
    Jesus this is an amazing article. Yes, you are a true perv and so am I. But how do you get around, "Baby, make sure you have you iPhone fully charged" or whatnot?


    Also, I could see this keeping who relationships alive. If one partner is picky about their timing but the other loves sex non-stop then the picky one could send some hot sex toy control in the other partner's direction.


    Furthermore by being on something as ubiquitous as the iPhone it might take away a lot of the stigma against gals initiating some naughty thoughts.


    That combined with the new video and MMS offerings is really fantastic.


    How how would it be paired with iChat with the cam??? I would love to sex-ping a guy at the office and watch them jerk off while they press a button to get me off...


    Now im horny. Thanks Jesus. Gah.

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    Image of Miranda Kali (Desperate But Not Serious) Miranda Kali (Desperate But Not Serious)
    03/18/09

    In reply to iPhone OS 3.0 Will Turn Your Phone Into a Revolutionary Sex Toy
    This is a brilliant idea. The interface allows for nigh unlimited commands and I can see some really interesting uses for the accelerometer. It could make current tech/sex toys like the Audi-Oh look like something that came out of a box of Cracker Jacks.. (Hmmm...)

    Sadly, I fear that Apple's notorious "we-approve/deny-whatever-the-hell-we-want" overlords would throw it in the bin with anything labeled "South Park". (whilst cackling like inbreed children at flatulence apps)
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    Image of BethAulus BethAulus
    03/18/09

    In reply to iPhone OS 3.0 Will Turn Your Phone Into a Revolutionary Sex Toy
    ...and just like that, iPhones are banned in Alabama, Georgia, and Mississippi.
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    Image of Joe Hornblower Joe Hornblower
    03/18/09

    @BethAulus:

    What? Why would they ban this idea? Heck, theyt still allow sheep and goats in those states!
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    Image of robinandtami robinandtami
    03/18/09

    @Joe Hornblower:


    Actually...... it is only illegal to SELL sex toys in the state of Alabame... not to OWN them.


    And yes...... our wonderfully conservative Supreme Court of the United States of America upheld that law... so don't blame it on all them thar dumb hicks that lives down thar in Alabammy...... blame it on all the fucktard conservatives all over the United States that want to determine what free, adult people can do in the privacy of their own bedrooms.

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    Image of hodayathink wants WWFRD back! hodayathink wants WWFRD back!
    03/17/09

    In reply to iPhone OS 3.0 Will Turn Your Phone Into a Revolutionary Sex Toy
    What does it say that this is exactly what I was thinking when they started talking about device control?


    "Hey, you could use this with a vibrator over Bluetooth!"

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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    01/26/09

    In reply to We-Vibe Heralds New NASA's Technology-Based Mystery Sex Toy
    So...will it be some sort of lubeless ultra-smooth latex-like-based material that can basically contact every pleasure point and cause some sort of cosmic orgasm that would cause a marital supernova? All this and more on Giz G-Spot Safari.
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    Image of The Chad The Chad
    01/25/09

    In reply to We-Vibe Heralds New NASA's Technology-Based Mystery Sex Toy
    Really? No one made the Jesus/Addy test unit joke? I know it's sunday night, but geez...
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    01/26/09

    @The Chad: Not so sure these sorts of jokes would make it passed the disemvoweling machine, as that sort of thing is not exactly welcome in these parts (I reckon).
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    01/25/09

    In reply to We-Vibe Heralds New NASA's Technology-Based Mystery Sex Toy
    Looks like it would one, possibly two uses before being consigned to top shelf of the closet along with the rest of the sex paraphernalia accumulated over the years and now just collect dust..
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    Image of debbyherbenick debbyherbenick
    01/25/09

    In reply to We-Vibe Heralds New NASA's Technology-Based Mystery Sex Toy
    We actually have several user reviews of the we-vibe here:
    [www.mysexprofessor.com]


    (btw, I am not at all affiliated with the we-vibe folks, but it is a fascinating toy that many people like.)

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    Image of LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M
    01/25/09

    In reply to We-Vibe Heralds New NASA's Technology-Based Mystery Sex Toy
    Oh my. Now they go deeper.


    See here, also SFW (no nudity)


    They what you to have this thing in woman *while* having sex! Doesn't seem fun. I'd worry about errrr....well I'd worry. They also say it can be put around the base of the penis. How does it link? Do you tie it in the bow? Does it have magnets?

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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    01/25/09

    @LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M: Can we pass a hat around and by this young woman some conditioner? Her hair looks like shit warmed over.
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    Image of Skeetz Skeetz
    01/25/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: well if you'll just go ahead and call her and go ahead and let her know that head n shoulders will go ahead and not only condition but also go ahead and take care of her flakes..


    go ahead.

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    Image of FredicvsMaximvs FredicvsMaximvs
    01/26/09

    @Skeetz: Bwaaahahaha! I noticed that too. Apparently "go ahead" is the new "like".
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    01/26/09

    @LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M: Nice detail, with the whole popping the We-Vibe's cherry just to charge it for the first time


    As for Encino Girl's hair, perhaps that hair treatment is a bit....I dunno.


    Lots of gel? I'd rather not think about it.

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