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    Slap Chop Remix Breathes New Life Into Worthless Gadget, Vince's Career?

    Show of Hands, Who Wants the Cock Shot?
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    Image of albokay albokay
    05/03/09

    In reply to Slap Chop Remix Breathes New Life Into Worthless Gadget, Vince's Career?
    prove that any talentless asshole can have a good sounding song thanks to technology. Too bad thats all that is on the charts now a days.
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    Image of FredicvsMaximvs FredicvsMaximvs
    05/03/09

    @albokay: Perhaps it's time to redefine "good sounding song."
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    Image of Kakkoister Kakkoister
    05/03/09

    In reply to Slap Chop Remix Breathes New Life Into Worthless Gadget, Vince's Career?
    One would think being a commercial/internet almost celebrity would at least give him enough advantage in the field to not need to resort to a hooker.
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_HatesFriday GitEmSteveDave_HatesFriday
    05/03/09

    @Kakkoister: Hey, it took him 50 months of saving $20 a month on paper towels to afford her. If you put that much effort into it, you can cut the guy some slack.
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    05/03/09

    In reply to Slap Chop Remix Breathes New Life Into Worthless Gadget, Vince's Career?
    What we REALLLLY need is this same thing, but using the Spanish version of Vince:
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    Image of porcuPINE porcuPINE
    05/03/09

    @GropedByChuckECheese_GitEmStev...: i love how he destroys the blinds when he throws the imitator one behind him lol
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    Image of SocraticMethod SocraticMethod
    05/04/09

    @porcuPINE: Omfg I cried when that happened, funniest thing ever! Why would they leave that in there?
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    05/04/09

    @SocraticMethod: Spanish people like it when blinds are wrecked by flying food choppers that hold onto bacteria? I'm guessing.
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    05/03/09

    In reply to Slap Chop Remix Breathes New Life Into Worthless Gadget, Vince's Career?
    As much as I think Autotune is a crime akin to murder, and Jamie Foxx, T-Painz, Kanye, Fergie, Justin Timerblake, etc et al... should be arrested, I find this is like Justifiable Homicide. Yeah, death was involved, but the world is a better and safer place b/c of it.
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    Image of Diddle my Skittles Diddle my Skittles
    05/03/09

    In reply to Slap Chop Remix Breathes New Life Into Worthless Gadget, Vince's Career?
    Sigh, you know what's a really sad comment on the music industry. The fact that this is probably the tightest song I've heard all year. Factor in the video has clips from Breakin, and you have all kinds of awesome.
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_HatesFriday GitEmSteveDave_HatesFriday
    05/03/09

    @Swine Flu? So pigs can fly now?: Could have used some clips from Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo w/ Adolfo Shabba-Doo.
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    05/03/09

    In reply to Slap Chop Remix Breathes New Life Into Worthless Gadget, Vince's Career?
    Billy Mays is yucking it up right now.
     Reply
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    Image of Gilbert Tang Jr. Gilbert Tang Jr.
    05/03/09

    In reply to Slap Chop Remix Breathes New Life Into Worthless Gadget, Vince's Career?
    The remix isn't breathing so much life into his career as the news outlets conveying it.
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    03/23/09

    In reply to Show of Hands, Who Wants the Cock Shot?
    @Ken_Darrow: He's got blue balls so they're a little harder to see.


    Of course a better question to ask is why were you spending so nuch time looking at his junk?

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    Image of Ken_Darrow Ken_Darrow
    03/23/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Food Cake®: I was just trying to compare the size and color to mine. I still think my bright Purplish/Reddish BataRam looks better.
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    Image of Software_Goddess Software_Goddess
    03/23/09

    @Ken_Darrow: When I mentioned what I carry in my underwire (Braw) everyone wanted photo proof…
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    03/24/09

    @Ken_Darrow: Bright purple? You need to stop wrestling it so much...
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    03/24/09

    @Software_Goddess: I must have missed that. What do you carry in your underwire?
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    Image of Software_Goddess Software_Goddess
    03/24/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Food Cake®: That was supposed to say underwear, but my auto spell checker got carried away. As for what I have in my braw. Technically they are an E cup, but you can't buy that in the store so I can make due with a DD in a couple sizes up. Then I have to remove 3" from the back strap. Was that TMI?
     Reply
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    03/24/09

    @Software_Goddess: "Was that TMI?"


    No, that wasn't TMI. So you hack your underwear? lol

     Reply
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    Image of jiveabillion jiveabillion
    03/23/09

    In reply to Show of Hands, Who Wants the Cock Shot?
    OMG!!! THAT IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE SEEN IN A LONG ASS TIME.
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    Image of IN THE FACE! IN THE FACE!
    03/23/09

    @jiveabillion: This was almost as funny as the first time I saw the PowerThirst ads...
     Reply
    IN THE FACE! was starred IN THE FACE! was unstarred
    Image of B1663R B1663R
    03/23/09

    In reply to Show of Hands, Who Wants the Cock Shot?
    ZOMG THE NUMBER IS FAKE!!!!


    ITS A SCAM!!!!!!!!!!!

     Reply
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    03/23/09

    In reply to Show of Hands, Who Wants the Cock Shot?
    He didn't get the "you're gonna love my nuts" line in there anywhere..
     Reply
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    Image of IN THE FACE! IN THE FACE!
    03/23/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Food Cake®: Agreed, that is the only serious criticism I have of this spoof.
     Reply
    IN THE FACE! was starred IN THE FACE! was unstarred
    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    03/23/09

    In reply to Show of Hands, Who Wants the Cock Shot?
    It looks like we can do this all day..
     Reply
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    Image of Software_Goddess Software_Goddess
    03/23/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Food Cake®: I know I could... Are you up for it?
     Reply
    Software_Goddess was starred Software_Goddess was unstarred
    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    03/23/09

    @Software_Goddess: I've had enough cock shots to last me a lifetime..
     Reply
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    Image of Ken_Darrow Ken_Darrow
    03/23/09

    In reply to Show of Hands, Who Wants the Cock Shot?
    When is "The Butt Shot" coming out? I want it to do big butt, little butt, wide butt, narrow butt... all sorts of butts.
     Reply
    Ken_Darrow was starred Ken_Darrow was unstarred
    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    03/23/09

    @Ken_Darrow: If you act now we'll throw in beady. Just shove these scented ben wa balls up the butt. Then pull them out slowly, fettucini, porcini, mussolini, bikini. It's just that easy. You're gonna love my balls.
     Reply
    Jrsy Devil's Advocate® was starred Jrsy Devil's Advocate® was unstarred
    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    03/23/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Food Cake®: Stop having boring ass play. Stop having a boring life.
     Reply
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    Image of Software_Goddess Software_Goddess
    03/23/09

    In reply to Show of Hands, Who Wants the Cock Shot?
    This one actually caused me pain. I laughed so hard the back of my head throbbed. All I could think the whole time I watched was dinner and cock; can it puree
     Reply
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    03/23/09

    @Software_Goddess: "All I could think the whole time I watched was dinner and cock"


    Are you having hotdogs for dinner tonight?

     Reply
    Jrsy Devil's Advocate® was starred Jrsy Devil's Advocate® was unstarred
    Image of Software_Goddess Software_Goddess
    03/23/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Food Cake®: No I need something more substantial. I'll be having the Johnsonville's
     Reply
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    03/23/09

    @Software_Goddess: Ball Park franks plump when you cook them...
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    Image of IN THE FACE! IN THE FACE!
    03/23/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Food Cake®: I think in this case you mean they "swell when you smash'em".
     Reply
    IN THE FACE! was starred IN THE FACE! was unstarred
    Image of Frank Mahnke Frank Mahnke
    03/23/09

    In reply to Show of Hands, Who Wants the Cock Shot?
    No Vince = No clicking the play button.
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    Image of IN THE FACE! IN THE FACE!
    03/23/09

    @Frank Mahnke: Trust me it's worth it anyway...
     Reply
    IN THE FACE! was starred IN THE FACE! was unstarred
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