Tragedy, comedy, irony, post-irony, paint-by-numbers Hollywood, post-celebrity, lurid, ascetic, penis, vagina, bull shark, tiger shark. Shark Night 3D is all of these.
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Play this trailer for Shark Night 3-D on top volume. At about 0:57, put your ear next to your PC speaker for about a minute. Congratulations! You are now deaf in one ear! (Note: Don't really do that.)
The first trailer for the film formerly known as Untitled 3D Shark Thriller has finally arrived. A bunch of boring schmucks go on vacation in rural Louisiana, but a sadistic mastermind's stocked a local lake with a shit-ton of sharks!
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Have shark movies officially jumped the... oh well, you know. Snakes on a Plane's David Ellis certainly hopes not as he's already casting for the next big shark film Shark Night 3-D. So what's this movie's big shark twist?