Apparently William Shatner almost burned down his house trying to deep fry a turkey. And since no one should ever, under any circumstance, make the same mistakes as William Shatner, here's a video showing the fiery chaos that can come of a turkey frying mishap.
Poor CBS. Just when they thought they'd gotten around the sticky problem of adding a bleep-ably titled show to their lineup, it turns out that the cure might be worse than the disease. Turns out most DVRs don't know $#*!.
Captain Kirk, while speaking at a Toronto press conference to shill for Canada's Rogers Wireless, says that cellphones today are more impressive than communicators from Star Trek. Assuming he's not just saying this because he's a spokes-rep for a phone company—like the time he said booking online was better than…