Hydrophobic T-Shirts Are Miraculous—Until You Wash Them

A few weeks ago, an Australian startup offered to send me a T-shirt. I'm not normally on the T-shirt beat, but this one was special. The 100-percent cotton garment featured "patented hydrophobic nanotechnology" to make it super stain-resistant. "I'll be the judge of that," I thought, and a few days later the… » 2/26/15 10:10am 2/26/15 10:10am

This Poop Emoji Shirt Is Crap

Thanks to Betabrand, you can now buy a button-up shirt covered in an endless pattern of poop emojis for $75. Let's recap that: Thanks to Betabrand, you can now buy a button-up shirt covered in an endless pattern of poop emojis for $75. » 1/09/15 8:57am 1/09/15 8:57am

This dude wore a different band T-Shirt for a 1000 days in a row

Like music? Buy albums? Go to concerts? Wear band T-shirts? Sure. But do you have a thousand different band T-shirts that you can wear for a thousand days in a row? Didn't think so! Isac Walter does though. And he did it. He crushed it. » 4/10/14 1:09am 4/10/14 1:09am

I wish all my clothes magically repelled liquid stains like this

Here's something you will want in your closet: clothes that never stain. Hell, they never even get wet. This Silic T-shirt basically cleans itself with hydrophobic nanotechnology. That means no matter what you spill on it, it'll never damage the shirt. » 12/19/13 7:31pm 12/19/13 7:31pm

Reinforced Dress Shirts Let You Safely Open Twist-Off Bottlecaps

Twist-off bottle caps are supposed to be easy to open with your bare hands. But there are still some sharp metal edges to deal with, which usually has thirsty people reaching for something to protect their hand, like their shirt tails. Finally, there's a shirt that's designed specifically to be up to the challenge. » 12/13/13 9:00pm 12/13/13 9:00pm

Why Exercise When You Can Buy a $50 Fake-Muscle T-Shirt?

Fifty bucks might sound expensive for an undershirt, but not when it means you can cancel your gym membership, stop buying gallons of protein powder, and sell all of your home gym equipment. Because not only does the Funkybod t-shirt promise to camouflage manboobs, it also creates the illusion you've got a muscular… » 10/17/13 1:06pm 10/17/13 1:06pm

Never Be Pocket-less With A Gadget Again

Sometimes you realize that the shorts you put on don't actually have pockets or that the pockets on your jacket are really inaccessible. And then your day is ruined. If you had a t-shirt with a clear plastic gadget pocket this would never have been an issue. Obviously. » 7/28/13 1:04pm 7/28/13 1:04pm

This Motion-Sensing Tingling Spidey-Sense Tee Has Got Your Back

Taking the geeky fanboy t-shirt to a whole new level, ThinkGeek's just added this wonderful Spiderman tee to its collection that actually gives the wearer a Spidey-sense for when danger approaches from behind. But instead of a radioactive spider bite, a proximity sensor clipped to the back of the shirt provides the… » 7/17/13 3:20pm 7/17/13 3:20pm

Gap Employees Will Someday Be Replaced By This T-Shirt Folding Bot

Great news for anyone who's ever felt ignored by snooty Gap employees that seem more interested in what's happening in their headsets than their customers. To celebrate its one year anniversary, ROS Industrial put together this highlight reel of its robots in action, including a bit showing this arm deftly folding a… » 5/17/13 11:43am 5/17/13 11:43am

You Should Wear a Red Shirt on Your Online Dating Profile

If you want to improve your chance of getting a date on any online dating site, you should wear a red shirt. Slate took a look at various studies comparing the same person wearing different colored clothes and each time, red was the most successful color. Do it. Change your online profile now. » 3/22/13 1:00am 3/22/13 1:00am

Amazon Blocks The Sale of Gross, Auto-Generated "Keep Calm and Rape…

The whole "Keep Calm and [X]" trend has been a fun little meme for merchandisers everywhere, ever since the now-public domain WWII slogan was rediscovered. But a seller on Amazon might have taken the opportunity too far. So far, in fact, that Amazon found itself having to take down some offers for a "Keep Calm and… » 3/02/13 7:00pm 3/02/13 7:00pm

Don't Toss That Tattered Old Tee, Immortalize It In This T-Shirt Shaped…

You loved wearing it out in public all those years, but deep down you new your favorite t-shirt—with its ironic catchphrase/humorous illustration/retro faded corporate logo—would not last forever. Instead of demoting it to rag duty, you can immortalize it forever in this t-shirt-shaped T-Frame. » 3/01/13 4:20pm 3/01/13 4:20pm

Adjustable Collar Stays Keep You Dapper No Matter the Shirt

Is there anything worse than finding yourself at a fancy shindig with your collars curling because you forgot to re-insert your collar stays? Well, a lot of things actually, but it's still an awkward situation that can be avoided with a set of these emergency Swiss Stays that can be adjusted to fit any collar. » 1/15/13 10:31am 1/15/13 10:31am

Peel and Stick Pockets Put Extra Storage All Over Your Clothing

There's no such thing as having too many pockets. Particularly in the Summer when you have to give up the copious amount of storage available in your Winter coat. So these simple peel and stick shirt pockets are downright genius. » 6/14/12 5:00pm 6/14/12 5:00pm

The Life Cycle of a Tshirt

We love our geeky shirts—the stranger, the better—and we often wear them obsessively. But even we know that at some point we just need to let go and watch nature—and the tshirt life cycle—take its course. » 1/15/11 7:00pm 1/15/11 7:00pm

The Tron Lebowski Shirt

You want a Tron/Lebowski mash-up t-shirt? I can get you that, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. This is just a game! On sale today only, for $9. [Teefury via SlashFilm] » 12/08/10 7:40am 12/08/10 7:40am

Can A Shirt Pocket Ever Be Too Big?

Can shirt pockets ever be too big? Can you appear sane with a netbook crammed into your chest pocket? No matter the answers, this weird shirt can be ordered now for $30. [Think Of The via The Awesomer via CrunchGear] » 12/06/10 10:20pm 12/06/10 10:20pm

ThinkGeek's New Spy Shirt Hides an Actual Working Spy Cam

So you wanna maintain your geek chic look while you're surreptitiously photographing people. ThinkGeek's got just the thing: their t-shirt shows a graphic of a spy with a camera...that's actually a real working spy camera. » 11/04/10 11:40pm 11/04/10 11:40pm