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”His and Hers Binary Button-Downs Fuse Subtle Geek With Work Wardrobe Chic
These dry-clean only shirts from Rhombuswear are, perhaps, the perfect "next step" for geeks looking to spruce up their wardrobe with a few articles that aren't open source project-branded polo shirts. From a distance, they're all business. But get close, and the little 1's and 0's start to take shape. Or Iowa test ovals, your choice. Just don't come complaining to us when you get reprimanded for making nasty words with the filled-in ovals. Then again, for $75 a pop, you might want to leave the No. 2's at home. [Rhombuswear via Geek Sugar via Technabob]Web 2.0h Yeaahh!!
Some will realize that this t-shirt is really just a clever response to a Steve Rubel piece from last year. But recognizing the allusion is hardly a prerequisite to enjoying Mr. Kool-Aid himself kicking the internet in the groin. Besides, it's the only thing we've got to tide us over until the Web 3.Oh Yeaahh!! shirt comes out. [Feed Store via technabob]Apple Store Retail Employees Getting New Shirts, Slogans, Impatient Attitude
IFO AppleStore has info on the new clothing design for Apple Retail employees, who will swap out their current job titles for slightly different ones that represent Apple's iPod and iPhone business more. The "Mac Genius" will become just "Genius," for example, and there will be six different slogans for each guy. We know it's old hat to mock Apple users and Apple Retail for being slightly smarmy and, well, kind of douchey, but these shirt slogans after the jump kind of reinforce the reason why.
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WeRobot Shirt Pays Homage To Our Robotic Overlord Celebrities
How many times have you been walking around SoHo when you spot a robot celebrity trying to play it cool? You tap him on the shoulder and are like, "You're the Robot from Lost in Space!" And then he turns around and...how embarrassing. It's just a gumball machine with some hosing stuck to the side. Wait, no, it was the Robot from Lost in Space! See? It gets tricky.
That's why we need this WeRobot shirt, featuring 51 silhouettes of the world's most famous robots. The only thing they're missing are the names, which is exactly what the comments and your wasted Friday at work are for. [product via botjunkie]
Technics vs. Marvel Shirts Are Perhaps the Most Incredible Shirts Ever
Even though our (pretend) DJ days were over back in college, we still have a fond spot in our hearts for Technics and their beautiful equipment. The Technics 1200s are legendary DJ gadgets after all, so when we saw that the company actually issued a series of shirts featuring Marvel characters behind the decks, our various body parts exploded. It's hard to tell which one is the best, but we're going to go with either Iron Man or Captain America, though the Captain Britain vs. Captain America one has its charms as well. If they weren't $50 each, we'd stock up on one apiece. [DMCWorld via Audio Junkies]
ThinkGeek's Personal Soundtrack Shirt Becoming a Real Product
One of ThinkGeek's many fantastic April Fools' products is now becoming real, following the same path as the 8-bit Tie last year. This one, the Personal Soundtrack Shirt, takes a little bit more engineering effort than a tie, so if you're interested in one you'll have to put yourself on their notification list. But think of it, being able to blast the Imperial March or Magnificent Seven theme or the Get Smart theme whenever you enter a room? That's what we call quality. [Think Geek]
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New Threadless Star Wars Shirt
We've seen the famous Star Wars credits sequence parodied on a multitude of occasions, but this shirt featuring a credits typist with better things to do amused us aplenty. For those who don't know Threadless, they produce t-shirts of user-submitted designs. If you're digging this shirt, make sure to vote so it goes into production. If you're sick of everything related to rebel alliances and plastic armor that makes no sense since it offers absolutely no protection from the standard laser pistol, you can always score the shirt low to shut us all up. [threadless via superpunch]
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The Xbox 360 Red Ring of Death Shirt
Finally joined the Xbox 360 red ring club? Make it official with this Red Ring of Death T-Shirt from Split Reason. Besides the 2001 reference and the HAL-esque design of the lights, you'll also make a bold fashion statement when wearing this—one that says, "Hey, I'm not too proud to admit I play Xbox, but I've also been forcibly deprived of it and made to go outdoors for 22 days while it was in for repair. The line starts here, ladies." That, unfortunately, doesn't fit on a shirt. [SplitReason via Joystiq]
Crocs Creates New Sweat-Absorbing Material for Shirts, Calls it Croslite rt
Crocs, a shoe company suddenly famous for its clunky, gummy footwear made of what it calls Croslite, has decided to try its hand at making shirts of a similar material. And no, fetishists, this is not a rubber shirt. Jeez.
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Vintage Transformers Shirts
We thought the new Transformers movie was fantastic, but if you're one of those people who were totally offended at what Michael Bay did to your childhood, these vintage shirts give you the chance to wear your feelings on your sleeve. Well, more like your Optimus on your chest, but same deal. Pick one of five "classic" designs, one of which isn't really classic, but still quite cool anyway. [NerdyShirts via Crunchgear]
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Worst. Keynote. Ever. Shirt. Period.
Thought yesterday's WWDC Keynote was the worst keynote ever? Show your disapproval with this Worst. Keynote. Ever. shirt. Hell, just buy one and wear it to every keynote you go to from now on—even if it's not a Jobsnote—just for a pre-emptive screw you to the presenter. More »
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Transformers Movie Shirts Are Less Than Meets the Eye
As if the Transformers watches weren't cheap and tacky enough, take a look at these Transformers movie shirts. They're actually life-size wearable animated gifs, which light up like the $5 lapdance joint we frequent when CES rolls around. More »
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HD DVD "The Code" Shirt
The folks at Nerdy Shirts have taken the spectacle that is HD DVD on Digg and turned it into a shirt. Yes, you too can be reminded day after day (if you never change your shirts) of the code that launched a thousand stories. More »
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Digg T-Shirt Says 'Bury Me'
Can't get enough of digg.com? Put your plea for diggs front and center with this T-shirt from NerdyShirts. Check out this toolish dude wearing the shirt with his strategically placed laptop and strained expression. WTF is he doing, anyway? One thing's for sure, he's begging to be buried. Not exactly the shirt to wear to the singles bar, Mr. Nerdy Pants. More »
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iShirt From Urban Tool Makes You Look Like...
The iShirt from Urban Tool isn't a joke shirt like the previous iShirt, it's an actual shirt with a pocket designed to hold an iPod. Oh, how we've wished our shirt had pockets. Oh, wait a minute... More »
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