The Brick Construction Shirt from ThinkGeek features a big ol' baseplate on the chest. That means you can build whatever you want—your name in bricks, a TIE Fighter, a busy castle scene, whatever—and then wear it around. How uncomfortable sounding!

But hey, at least it's better than those Ed Hardy shirts. [ThinkGeek]

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So do what we do: Don't workout. Eat terribly. And only copulate with partners who promise to either ignore Cheetos-induced stretch marks or allow you to wear your RIPT FUSION t-shirt in a jacuzzi.

What's a RIPT FUSION shirt? Well it's "a classic men's undershirt injected with steroids," of course. For just $58, it'll add pecs and abs all while sucking in the flabby parts. But even more critical to society, it'll put geeks on the same playing field as jocks, the lazy on the same playing field as the obnoxiously active.

Even if the Ript Fusion is too gimmicky to make you look good, it could eventually make muscles look bad. And in the long run, that's really just as beneficial. [RIPT via Super Punch]

Mos Def has partnered with clothing company LnA to develop a line of shirts to promote his new album The Ecstatic. Each shirt features an album cover on the front and a track list with a special download code on the back. If you buy the shirt, you get the album for free. SoundScan has even agreed to count the shirt as an album sale. Not a bad deal for a twofer (as long as the shirt is reasonably priced that is). Although, for the record, I prefer Trent Reznor's free model. [Woooha]

It's $20. [Threadless]

Simply named Invisible, this erased torso pattern is available on a short sleeve or long sleeve tee. But before you get too cocky and attempt an infiltration of the girl's locker room, remember, females have excellent eyesight and can spot those little grey boxes a mile away.

And another word of warning: semi-transparency is not immune to knife attacks or gunfire.

With these caveats in mind, Invisible can be yours for $24. Use the power responsibly. [redbubble via FashionablyGeek]

Available at Busted Tees for $17, Ghost Catcher explores the lengths that a gluttonous and brutal carnivore will go to for a snack of psychokinetic energy. I have no idea what's caused the sudden surge in Pac-Man/Ghostbusters crossbranded apparel, but you know what? I couldn't trace the impetus of putting peanut butter and jelly together for the first time, either. Let's just roll with it, see where these shirts take us. [Busted Tees via Fashionably Geek]

Available now at Glennz Tees, Called For Help explores what might happen if Pac-Man could resist his binging for long enough to call the (fictional?) 1-800 number that most of us keep on speed dial.

Printed on a high quality (American Apparel) tee, the shirt can be yours for about $20 in every size known to man (and women). [Glennnz Tees via OhGizmo!]