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    The Enhanced Human, SkyMall Style

    Funky Paper Shoes, Humping Paper Beasts, Or Both

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    Image of Odin Odin
    11/16/09

    In reply to The Enhanced Human, SkyMall Style
    And with the exception of the two pairs of shoes none of them occupy the same equipment slot! You could wear a full set of this stuff! #skymall
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    Image of Benguin Benguin
    11/16/09

    In reply to The Enhanced Human, SkyMall Style
    SkyMall is my favorite thing about flying. I take the catalog every time I fly as a cheapo souvenir. The inventory is just so ridiculous. #skymall
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    11/15/09

    In reply to The Enhanced Human, SkyMall Style
    Hey that Head Spa massager is useful for any low budget sci-fi movie in need of some weird head-gear type prop:

    It's a futuristic brainwave analyzer.

    It's a futuristic remote control for unmanned drone or other unmanned military vehicle.

    It's a futuristic VR sex machine.

    It's a futuristic smartphone/wearable computer with a front projected HUD that only the wearer can see (especially useful on those tight effects budgets).

    The list goes on...
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    Image of PotteryBarnClearanceSale PotteryBarnClearanceSale
    11/15/09

    In reply to The Enhanced Human, SkyMall Style
    Poor SkyMall link at the bottom of my favorites list, the last of my links to be clicked on a really slow day at work. Still, it's there for me ... waiting. It never lets me down. #skymall
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    Image of The Lab The Lab
    11/14/09

    In reply to The Enhanced Human, SkyMall Style
    I admit, I have been tempted by the shoes with springs in them. To put this in perspective, I also bought Heelys. As a 28 year old man. I feel like I should add "FML" or something but those were awesome shoes. #skymall
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    Image of badhatharry badhatharry
    11/14/09

    @The Lab: They make heelies in adult sizes? I really wanted a pair when I had a broken ankle. #skymall
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    Image of dingus dingus
    11/14/09

    In reply to The Enhanced Human, SkyMall Style
    I'm kinda dissapointed the prosthetic asscheeks don't come in different sizes. I was hoping for something in a Sir Mix-a-lot. I suppose you could double up.
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    Edited by dingus at 11/14/09 11:07 PM dingus was starred dingus was unstarred
    Image of Bos'un's Mate Bos'un's Mate
    11/14/09


    @dingus: [increasebuttsize.com] #skymall
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    Image of Curves Curves
    11/13/09

    In reply to Funky Paper Shoes, Humping Paper Beasts, Or Both
    As much as I love shoes, I dont like these. And it hurts me NOT to like shoes.

    I also see NO humping or breasts here. Sad, sad day. #papershoes
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    Image of met2art met2art
    11/13/09

    @Curves: I like the idea but not the aesthetic design they've done. I'm a big fan of shoes myself, at least from an observer standpoint... but I must concur, these aren't very sexy or appealing. Nevertheless, hats off to the paper folder who managed to figure this one out. #papershoes
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    Image of Curves Curves
    11/13/09

    @met2art: And since its Friday (ie-weekend) its time to get out the FMPs and go to town. ;) #papershoes
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    Image of PopandLocke PopandLocke
    11/13/09

    @Curves: I think they're hot as hell, and I'm really picky when it comes to shoe design. They'd look a lot better if someone was wearing them. #papershoes
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    Image of met2art met2art
    11/13/09

    @Curves: *swoon* You had me at FMP's. ;) #papershoes
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    Image of Curves Curves
    11/13/09

    @PopandLocke: I dont care for how they look and it would be hard to walk with all those angles jutting out. It doesnt fit into the locomotion of the way women walk in high heels.

    You know, THE walk. #papershoes
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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    11/13/09

    In reply to Funky Paper Shoes, Humping Paper Beasts, Or Both
    Rhombus! Mathematical! #papershoes
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    Image of :negated: :negated:
    11/13/09

    In reply to Funky Paper Shoes, Humping Paper Beasts, Or Both
    So, rock still beats paper... and generally we walk on substances made from or similar to rock, right? This already seems like kind of a Bad Idea, and that's before contemplating the implications of rain and puddles... #papershoes
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    Image of Synthfilker Synthfilker
    11/13/09

    @negated: has star powah: Oh, please.. a star commenter can't even play R-P-S?

    Rock smashes Scissors
    Scissors cut Paper
    Paper wraps Rock.

    Got it now?

    (I don't BELIEVE I actually have to explain this...) #papershoes
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    Image of :negated: :negated:
    11/13/09

    @Synthfilker: Is that how you play it?
    We used to always stab people with the scissers, hit them with the rock, and paper always lost because nobody really cared about papercuts when you have puncture wounds and internal hemorrhaging to deal with... #papershoes
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    Image of Synthfilker Synthfilker
    11/14/09

    @negated: has star powah: Actually, I quit playing simple games like that about 40 years ago...

    Though if we'd played like you described, "paper" would always win - as an arrest warrant. #papershoes
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    Image of ripfire ripfire
    11/13/09

    In reply to Funky Paper Shoes, Humping Paper Beasts, Or Both
    "To be honest, at first they looked like humping paper beasts..."

    Oh good. Glad I'm not the only one. #papershoes
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    11/13/09

    In reply to Funky Paper Shoes, Humping Paper Beasts, Or Both
    I guess this says more about me than it does about the picture, but the first thing that came to my mind was Origami porn. #papershoes
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    Image of BergenCountyJC can't beat MW2 BergenCountyJC can't beat MW2
    11/13/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: I thought, golly they're humping like a bunch of tetrahedrons. #papershoes
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    Image of elementary elementary
    11/13/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: Actually, it says a lot about our culture. It could just have easily been a shot from an Origami nature documentary. In today's day and age, every natural reproductive act can be construed as porn. Where do you think all those cute little paper swans come from? They're not just lovingly crafted by a supreme being. They're the result of a tender moment shared by... wait, no, in this case, it is the supreme being thing. Nevermind. #papershoes
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    11/13/09


    @elementary: I thought they came from The Matrix... #papershoes
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    Image of Gordonium Gordonium
    11/13/09

    In reply to Funky Paper Shoes, Humping Paper Beasts, Or Both
    Err... load-bearing capability? Internal support structures? Just a design/concept?
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    Edited by Gordonium at 11/13/09 1:25 PM Gordonium was starred Gordonium was unstarred
    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    09/12/09

    In reply to Robot Jordan's Air Junk Dunk Shoes
    Maxwell Smart traded in his shoe phone for a Netfoot...
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    Image of zåɳzißårléɠёпȡ zåɳzißårléɠёпȡ
    09/11/09

    In reply to Robot Jordan's Air Junk Dunk Shoes
    will get these when inCase makes a bag for them.
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    09/11/09

    In reply to Robot Jordan's Air Junk Dunk Shoes
    Just C:\DO\IT.exe
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    Image of PeterQC PeterQC
    09/11/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: Considering Nike affiliation with Apple...
    /Just/Do/It.app ?
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    Image of zåɳzißårléɠёпȡ zåɳzißårléɠёпȡ
    09/12/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: WIN.
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