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Toilet Paper Shovel Provides Easy Outdoor Relief
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12/14/08
12/14/08
1. Go outside - I can already do this. But it's cold and the Sun is out there.
2. Dig a hole - I can do that to. In my cats' litter box
3. Poop - I've been doing that for years. I even have a room devoted to it.
4. Wipe - I've been doing that almost as long as I've been pooping.
5. Bury - Well I do be tryin' t' be emulatin' pirates more in me life.
6. Win - That's a very hurtful thing to say. It implies that I haven't been winning and that, by extension, I am one who loses. A "loser" if you will.
Someone hand me a shovel. I need to go dig a crying hole.
12/14/08
12/14/08
12/14/08
dont tell me "he" will use those hands to dig a hole and bury someone
12/14/08