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qbrad
01/28/09

In reply to Forget Blending, Shredding a Piano is Where It is At
Those poor computers and printers. Scrambling to get out of harms way. Resistance is Futile! Yaahhhhaaahhhh crunch crunch crunch uuuuuurrrp!
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strider_mt2k
01/28/09

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Wow.

Awesome videos! I had to watch 'em ALL!
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frigg
01/27/09

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Just as long as they don't shred live squirrels, I say all the power to them.

[news.bbc.co.uk]
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Kaiser-Machead
01/27/09

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Am I wrong to imagine Randy Newman getting blended along with it?

Ythou gaww a frien' in meEE*bzzzcccrrkackgrbbrffffffffrggrrrrrrrrssh...!
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cristian77
01/27/09

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but will it run crysis...
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GitEmSteveDave_Isn'tFreshPerked
01/27/09

@cristian77: Not before you get banned, and definitely not before the Grimace lowers you into this machine, feet first. That's so he can see the pain and fear in your eyes, and feed his hunger.
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Whydoesthisalwayshappentome
01/27/09

@QuadNipple_GitEmSteveDave: When I die, this is exactly how I want my body disposed of.
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Daveinva
01/27/09

@QuadNipple_GitEmSteveDave: In all fairness, this is one of those threads where the "will it run Crysis?" question is appropriate, seeing as how that phrase and the "Will it blend?" questions are joined at their inquisitive hips.

It's all about the context.
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GitEmSteveDave_Isn'tFreshPerked
01/27/09

@Daveinva: What?! Yes, I will concede "will it blend?" may be allowed in this story, but NOT "will it run crysis". And why not? B/c this is not a computer. This can't run ANY applications, game or otherwise. There was even a whole post about just this FOUR days ago. [i.gizmodo.com]
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Hello Mister Walrus
01/27/09

@cristian77: I think crysis, blender and welcoming overlords in comments should be allowed whenever the article heading contains any of the three.
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GitEmSteveDave_Isn'tFreshPerked
01/27/09

@Whydoesthisalwayshappentome: Talk to the Grimace. He always seems to be hungry for human souls. That Grimace is one sick fuck, believe you me. What's even scarier is the Nothing Can Kill The Grimace!
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GitEmSteveDave_Isn'tFreshPerked
01/27/09

In reply to Forget Blending, Shredding a Piano is Where It is At
When I worked at a call center for a large credit card company, our shredder could do an entire still sealed box of printer paper. Lots of dust though.
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ripfire
01/27/09

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Will it chip?
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