Guy trying to take a selfie gets kicked in the face by train conductor

Perhaps this should be the punishment of all selfie takers. Or at least all selfie takers who put themselves in potentially dangerous situations just to take a damn picture of their mug blocking everything behind it. Jared Michael, the foolish guy in the video, paid the price. He tried to take a selfie in front of a… » 4/16/14 6:58pm Wednesday 6:58pm

Here are some more impressions of foreign languages that sound so real

She's good. After nailing her first edition of doing impressions on foreign languages, Smoukahontas is back for the sequel and it's just as impressive. It's so fun to see her make up very believable words and get animated depending on which foreign language she's doing. Her impressions are pretty much spot on to… » 3/11/14 12:31am 3/11/14 12:31am

I've seen the future and it's this touchscreen Pizza Hut menu table

Behold the future, my friends. It isn't hoverboards or laser swords or transportation hailing apps or drone deliveries, it is this: a gigantic touchscreen that lets you build your own pizza on the table that you will eat it on. Use the touchscreen to perfectly customize your order, play games while you wait and pay… » 3/04/14 1:08am 3/04/14 1:08am

Russians build a snow plow out of a crappy car—and it works pretty well

Winter came and overstayed its welcome. At what point do we make like the Russians and turn our tiny crappy cars into snow plow sleds? I say the next snow. Just hop on the hood of your car and make a friend drive you through and pummel it. Winter is stupid, this type of stupid fun makes it a little less so. » 2/28/14 11:55pm 2/28/14 11:55pm

This Batsh-t Crazy Island Civilization Needs Your Donations

Help build an entirely new civilization on "a floating structure the size of Manhattan?" Kickstarter, you shouldn't have! What was once the provenance of Nano watches and Robocop statues has now gone full supervillain with Arc Island, a brave new world that's just $50,000 away. » 4/12/11 11:00am 4/12/11 11:00am

Second Gates-Seinfeld Ad Shows They're Very Rich, Unlike Us

Remember that first Seinfeld-and-Gates adventure into Shoe Circus » 9/11/08 9:18pm 9/11/08 9:18pm, which alluded to something about Windows being "soft and chewy and delicious?" Well, the new Laural and Hardy of ambiguous advertising have a new spot out and it's... making fun of your average scalloped potato-eating, leather giraffe from Cabo-buying,…

Asus F6 Comes With Webcam, 13-inch Screen, Eau de Asus

Looks like Asus is sniffing out the next big thing now that it's found heaps of success with its EeePC concept, and has decided that what the world really » 8/23/08 11:00am 8/23/08 11:00am needs is a notebook that can function both as a mid-range computer and an Air Wick. The Asus F6 boasts a 13.3 inch screen, an integrated webcam, an Intel Core2 Duo…

Make Your Broken NES Into a Lunchbox

If you're like me, you probably have an old, broken-down NES somewhere in your house, gathering dust while you try to decide whether you should keep it for nostalgia's sake. How about turning it into a lunchbox, which will allow you to bring those warm early gaming memories with you to work or school every day?… » 8/10/08 4:00pm 8/10/08 4:00pm