Steve Jobs and O.J. Simpson Sued For Aiming Missiles at Prisoner's Brain

A lawsuit has been filed against Steve Jobs and O.J. Simpson, with allegations of Apple hiring O.J. as a hitman, exhibiting prejudice toward political prisoners by slashing iPhone prices, and cloning Dolly the sheep in 1998. The plaintiff also claimed he is in danger of being radio-wave warped by O.J. for possessing… » 9/25/07 7:51pm 9/25/07 7:51pm