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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_HurtHisKnee GitEmSteveDave_HurtHisKnee
    10/22/09

    In reply to Volunteers Wanted For 520-Day Pretend Trip To Mars
    Do they need someone to annoy everyone else? Because I'll take that job. I can be intolerable in close quarters, extremely condescending, and very passive aggressive. I also clip my fingernails. #marssimulation
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    10/22/09

    @GitEmSteveDave_MovesHisHipsLikeYeah: i think not clipping your fingernails for almost two years would be grosser #marssimulation
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    Image of JCWhitless JCWhitless
    10/22/09

    In reply to Volunteers Wanted For 520-Day Pretend Trip To Mars

    Hmmnnn....trapped in a can with sexy russian women? What is the food like? Can we bring booze? #marssimulation
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    Image of psychonaut2021:That's Mr Psychonaut to you! psychonaut2021:That's Mr Psychonaut to you!
    10/22/09

    In reply to Volunteers Wanted For 520-Day Pretend Trip To Mars
    Two questions arise:

    1 - Will they pay for my trip to Russia?

    2 - Will there be any Martian sex simulation?

    Failure to provide a positive response to either one will yield a negative response on my part, followed by "N*Wëл Hа X*й".

    Note:
    I censored it. #marssimulation
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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    10/22/09

    In reply to Volunteers Wanted For 520-Day Pretend Trip To Mars
    A 520-Day Pretend Trip To Mars? 520 days, that's all? That's nothing for Americans. Hell, we recently endured an 8-Year Pretend Trip To Democracy. #marssimulation
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    Image of Sunburn_summer Sunburn_summer
    10/22/09

    @bosskev: we're still on that trip. It has a sequel. #marssimulation
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    10/22/09

    @Sunburn_summer, @Bob Autrey, @psychiccheese: Democracy vs. Socialism vs. a Republic vs. etc., I found this fascinating video discussing American government. And, yeah, "fascinating video discussing American government" sounds like an oxymoron, but in this case it isn't. Vid runs about ten minutes; those wanting their political sensibilities challenged/broadened, check out at least the first minute or so. #marssimulation
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    Image of Sunburn_summer Sunburn_summer
    10/22/09

    @bosskev: thanks, I'll check it out. #marssimulation
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    Image of mattycakes mattycakes
    10/22/09

    In reply to Volunteers Wanted For 520-Day Pretend Trip To Mars
    As long as I don't have to drink my own recycled urine, I'm in.

    Yeah, yeah, I know it's just the same as regular water, you can't even taste the difference blah blah blah...

    but it's just so freakin gross to think about! #marssimulation
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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    10/22/09

    @mattycakes: No problem! You'll just have to drink everybody else's recycled urine.

    Feel better now?
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    Image of Sockatume Sockatume
    10/22/09

    @bosskev: Just pretend they're margaritas. #marssimulation
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    10/22/09

    @Sockatume: "Just pretend they're margaritas."

    Wouldn't even have to add salt to the rim. #marssimulation
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    Image of mikeness mikeness
    06/29/09

    In reply to Soyuz Chair Transforms Lay-Z-Boys Into Cosmonauts
    WTF? I was kidnapped and strapped into one of these and brainwashed at a hippy commune once.
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    06/29/09

    @mikeness: I had a similar experience, though it was at a Scientology center.
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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    06/29/09

    @closhedbb: Silence your blasphemy. All hail Xenu!!
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    06/29/09

    @mikeness: Hippies don't know the first thing about kidnapping, and wouldn't know the first thing about brainwashing, as they'd be so adamantly trying to avoid being brainwashed themselves, donning bandanas lined with silica and aluminum foil to keep the satellite signals out of their heads, and popping shrooms and hitting bongs to have an otherworldly experience.
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    Image of N@tedog N@tedog
    05/04/09

    In reply to This Is How The Swine Flu Gets Released
    Where the eff are the white blood cells when you need them? Asleep on the job again aye?
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    Image of ripfire ripfire
    05/03/09

    In reply to This Is How The Swine Flu Gets Released
    "While the effects of any Flu could be lethal..."


    There. Corrected it for ya.

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    Image of P3nnst8r P3nnst8r
    05/03/09

    In reply to This Is How The Swine Flu Gets Released
    My God, this is what happens when I get the flu?!
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