Just because Megan's Law requires me to go door-to-door whenever I move into a neighborhood doesn't mean that I can't chat up the lady of the house and invite her out for drinking and dancing.

Everyone knows that weddings are a great place to start a romance. So are accident scenes.

Next time you pass a gruesome multiple car collision, don't feel repulsed by the blood or feel bad for the survivors. Remember, that woman with the bleeding head wound is single now and could probably use some company. Plus, with the blood loss and all the painkillers in her system, you don't need to fear getting turned down.

And always remember: coma patients and the recently deceased need love too.

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