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    This Ski Jump Will Make You Crap Yourself
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    03/12/09

    In reply to This Ski Jump Will Make You Crap Yourself
    I don't like sitting with my back to the door.
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    03/12/09

    @Eauboy: The door is on the right wall. Take a closer look and you'll see it.
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    03/12/09

    In reply to This Ski Jump Will Make You Crap Yourself
    What kind of cheese did you eat? How big was the wheel? Are we talking a Babybel of gouda? Or a wheel of smoked fontina the size of a tire from one of those giant earth-movers.


    Mmmmmmm.... 8' round of 2 year-old Camembert.

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    03/12/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: No ski jump in the world would challenge the constipation that would be created by that wheel...
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    03/12/09

    @Aloof: Could God eat a wheel of cheese so big that even He couldn't crap it out?
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    03/12/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: No, because he can just snap his fingers and have his poop magically teleported out of his colon and transformed into big fluffy white clouds for us to enjoy down here on Earth, gazing skyward towards the heavens...
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    03/12/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: It was Venezuelan Beaver Cheese.
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    03/12/09

    @LithiumIronman_GitEmSteveDave: I think some Vagisil will take care of that.
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    03/12/09

    @LithiumIronman_GitEmSteveDave: I understand it has a uniquely tangy flavor...
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    03/12/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Food Cake®: It's also very runny today.
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    03/12/09

    @LithiumIron_GitEmSteveDave: Uhhhh...... dude! I DID NOT NEED that additional detail.....
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    03/12/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Food Cake®: Come on, it's Monty Python!
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    03/13/09

    @LithiumIron_GitEmSteveDave: I guess I was picturing something else...
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    03/12/09

    In reply to This Ski Jump Will Make You Crap Yourself
    Only one arm rest?!
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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    03/12/09

    @beardedkid: Indeed. The lack of cupholders is also distinct.
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    03/12/09

    In reply to This Ski Jump Will Make You Crap Yourself
    I like the binders. Often I have to strap in when using my private office. Especially after tacoBell night.
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    03/12/09

    @LithiumIronman_GitEmSteveDave: Better look out.


    Taco Bell will put you through Taco Hell. Next thing you know, you'll feel Taco Unwell, generating a Taco Smell.

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    03/12/09

    @LithiumIronman_GitEmSteveDave: I wonder what would happen if you combined Taco Bell and White Castle night into the same meal...


    I'd venture to say there aren't any straps capable of keeping your cheeks firmly secured to your porcelain throne...

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    03/12/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Food Cake®: What would happen?
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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    03/12/09

    In reply to This Ski Jump Will Make You Crap Yourself
    What do those controls to the right of the toilet do?
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    03/12/09

    @Hello Mister Walrus: That there is one of them fancy poopin stools. It done warsh ur behind, then dries it, so your britches don't get them marks on em.
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    Image of rocketbear79: threadkiller rocketbear79: threadkiller
    03/12/09

    @LithiumIronman_GitEmSteveDave: I for one am quite tired of the Japanese having the foothold they do in bathroom tech. We need to build these over here and stimulate the economy.
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    03/12/09

    @rocketbear79: Or the prostate.
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    03/12/09

    @rocketbear79: Let's just hope the stimulation doesn't produce an irritable bowel...
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    Image of Epoch Epoch
    03/12/09

    In reply to This Ski Jump Will Make You Crap Yourself
    i'm expecting something equally incredible at snowmodo
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    03/12/09

    In reply to This Ski Jump Will Make You Crap Yourself
    That is Craptacularawesomesaucearrhea.
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