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    Image of Odin Odin
    11/16/09

    In reply to The Enhanced Human, SkyMall Style
    And with the exception of the two pairs of shoes none of them occupy the same equipment slot! You could wear a full set of this stuff! #skymall
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    Image of Benguin Benguin
    11/16/09

    In reply to The Enhanced Human, SkyMall Style
    SkyMall is my favorite thing about flying. I take the catalog every time I fly as a cheapo souvenir. The inventory is just so ridiculous. #skymall
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    Image of w1llk w1llk
    11/15/09

    In reply to The Enhanced Human, SkyMall Style
    I refuse to look at anything SkyMall unless I'm on an aircraft. Something about flying at 30,000 feet justifies the ridiculousness of the items on those pages... #skymall
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    Sticks Calhoun promoted this comment w1llk was starred w1llk was unstarred
    Image of Sticks Calhoun Sticks Calhoun
    11/15/09

    @w1llk: The lack of oxygen. #skymall
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    Image of w1llk w1llk
    11/15/09

    @Sticks Calhoun: That's probably an accurate assessment. It could also be attributed to malnutrition associated to the cuisine served in flight. #skymall
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    w1llk was starred w1llk was unstarred
    Image of MWUK MWUK
    11/15/09

    In reply to The Enhanced Human, SkyMall Style
    SkyMall is always the higlight of my holidays (vacations) when i go across the pond to america... #skymall
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    Wilson Rothman promoted this comment MWUK was starred MWUK was unstarred
    Image of Arken Arken
    11/15/09

    In reply to The Enhanced Human, SkyMall Style
    "and it can't even secretly double as a sexual aid."

    I can think of a few ways... #skymall
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    Wilson Rothman promoted this comment Arken was starred Arken was unstarred
    Image of njdevil njdevil
    11/15/09

    In reply to The Enhanced Human, SkyMall Style
    I had the fortune to sit next to a couple in their mid 50's reading Skymall together on a 3 hour flight.

    "Look honey! This cool jug adds oxygen to water! we really don't get enough clean oxygen from our air you know."

    As you can imagine, a hundred thoughts ran through my head. Thoughts like "Oxygen is already a main constituent of water" and "Oxygen goes in the lungs, Water goes in the stomach" and "you are an idiot."

    Before I could point any of these out a woman changed her baby's diaper right then and there in the seat directly in front of me, not realizing the bathroom had changing tables, and I found myself craving a nice cool glass of oxygen.

    Ah, delicious irony. #skymall
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    Wilson Rothman promoted this comment njdevil was starred njdevil was unstarred
    Image of tree-fiddy tree-fiddy
    11/15/09

    In reply to The Enhanced Human, SkyMall Style
    I think I'll try the butt enhancer, but wear it in the front, like a cod piece #skymall
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    Image of HashMaster9000 HashMaster9000
    11/15/09

    In reply to The Enhanced Human, SkyMall Style
    Lies! Locutus of Borg wouldn't be caught dead in clog slippers!

    Comfort is irrelevant! Memory Foam is Irrelevant! We will add your technological Brightfeet lighted footwear enhancements to our own!

    Your "Stop 'n' Go" sensor LED's will adapt to service...US. #skymall
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    Wilson Rothman promoted this comment HashMaster9000 was starred HashMaster9000 was unstarred
    Image of Zordon Zordon
    11/15/09

    In reply to The Enhanced Human, SkyMall Style
    Re: the page for the spring-loaded-shoes: "We are so confident you'll love them that the inventor, Alexander Innovation Wizard has put his on name on them."

    ...uh, if that was my name, I'd be trying to avoid putting that on pretty much anything. #skymall
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    Wilson Rothman promoted this comment Zordon was starred Zordon was unstarred
    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    11/15/09

    In reply to The Enhanced Human, SkyMall Style
    Hey that Head Spa massager is useful for any low budget sci-fi movie in need of some weird head-gear type prop:

    It's a futuristic brainwave analyzer.

    It's a futuristic remote control for unmanned drone or other unmanned military vehicle.

    It's a futuristic VR sex machine.

    It's a futuristic smartphone/wearable computer with a front projected HUD that only the wearer can see (especially useful on those tight effects budgets).

    The list goes on...
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    Edited by Jrsy Devil's Advocate® at 11/15/09 2:36 AM Jrsy Devil's Advocate® was starred Jrsy Devil's Advocate® was unstarred
    Image of Kevin Wei Kevin Wei
    11/15/09

    In reply to The Enhanced Human, SkyMall Style
    Can we get someone to purchase all this, put it all on, and post pictures so we could all have a good laugh about ridiculous it all looks? #skymall
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    Wilson Rothman approved this comment Kevin Wei was starred Kevin Wei was unstarred
    Image of Wilson Rothman Wilson Rothman
    11/15/09

    @Kevin Wei: See, some glossy magazine woulda done just that. Maybe that's why glossy magazines are bankrupt now. #skymall
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    Image of PotteryBarnClearanceSale PotteryBarnClearanceSale
    11/15/09

    In reply to The Enhanced Human, SkyMall Style
    Poor SkyMall link at the bottom of my favorites list, the last of my links to be clicked on a really slow day at work. Still, it's there for me ... waiting. It never lets me down. #skymall
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    Image of Jurandr Jurandr
    11/14/09

    In reply to The Enhanced Human, SkyMall Style
    The posturtek shirt has a vibrator on it that jiggles when you slouch. According to activeforever.com:

    "Equipped with revolutionary technology built right into the fabric, obtaining proper posture couldn't be easier; microfilaments in the back and shoulder area of the shirt sense incorrect posture and a small Activation Disc concealed in a pocket within the shirt produces a gentle and silent vibration when slouching occurs. As soon as proper posture is restored, the posture aid signal stops." #skymall
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    Wilson Rothman promoted this comment Jurandr was starred Jurandr was unstarred
    Image of The Lab The Lab
    11/14/09

    In reply to The Enhanced Human, SkyMall Style
    I admit, I have been tempted by the shoes with springs in them. To put this in perspective, I also bought Heelys. As a 28 year old man. I feel like I should add "FML" or something but those were awesome shoes. #skymall
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    Image of badhatharry badhatharry
    11/14/09

    @The Lab: They make heelies in adult sizes? I really wanted a pair when I had a broken ankle. #skymall
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    Image of dingus dingus
    11/14/09

    In reply to The Enhanced Human, SkyMall Style
    I'm kinda dissapointed the prosthetic asscheeks don't come in different sizes. I was hoping for something in a Sir Mix-a-lot. I suppose you could double up.
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    Edited by dingus at 11/14/09 11:07 PM dingus was starred dingus was unstarred
    Image of Bos'un's Mate Bos'un's Mate
    11/14/09


    @dingus: [increasebuttsize.com] #skymall
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