Hey that Head Spa massager is useful for any low budget sci-fi movie in need of some weird head-gear type prop:
It's a futuristic brainwave analyzer.
It's a futuristic remote control for unmanned drone or other unmanned military vehicle.
It's a futuristic VR sex machine.
It's a futuristic smartphone/wearable computer with a front projected HUD that only the wearer can see (especially useful on those tight effects budgets).
Poor SkyMall link at the bottom of my favorites list, the last of my links to be clicked on a really slow day at work. Still, it's there for me ... waiting. It never lets me down. #skymall
I admit, I have been tempted by the shoes with springs in them. To put this in perspective, I also bought Heelys. As a 28 year old man. I feel like I should add "FML" or something but those were awesome shoes. #skymall
I'm kinda dissapointed the prosthetic asscheeks don't come in different sizes. I was hoping for something in a Sir Mix-a-lot. I suppose you could double up.
I'd get 10 of them, and have them all point back to each other in some sort of relational pattern, and then spend the rest of my life traveling from one to the next.
@A/S/L-SteveDave loves this guy->★: Lol! The trick is the woot off checkers. Don't rely on woot's servers. This particular one I've linked to you will ensure you don't miss the crapage next time. It has BOC autobuy!
@admoseremic: I was using mywoot.net, and what killed me was Woot's servers. That, and since I was using IE and Firefox, IE was faster, but it didn't auto enter my Paypal code, so I got an order error after hitting the big yellow button, and that slowed me down enough to sell out before I bought. But I will try this for next weeks Woot!Off.
You know I read kory's comment really fast and thought Skymall was hawking an anklet for skanks, to go with their tramp stamps or ass antlers if you prefer...
Looking at the link, I think the Pet Observation Dome is fanfuggingtastic! I wish the neighbor with the little shaved-rat yippy dog would get one of these, so I could punch in the dome like a demo-speaker tweater at Bestbuy. Take that Yippy dog!
If someone can seriously explain how a magnetic field can age a drink, I will concede my baffle-ment. I mean, how does it age 10 years in ten seconds, but to go 20 years, you need three minutes? Should it be 180 years by then? Does it work on cigars? And this is the best part:
Guaranteed to work 24/7 for 100 years.
So if in 90 years, it stops aging your wine, then you can return it? How do they know it only works for 100 years? Did they test it?
@OMG! Ponies!: If only the internets would have some kind of text you could set up so that way when you want people to go visit a site, you could make a short text that they can click on and it will take them there, instead of having to copy all the text into one long comment. They could call it a hyperlink, or something.
*sigh* Maybe someday someone will come up with a way...
@lankysob: @timbrews: @getz76: Come one guys, let's cut him a little slack. He is a FaceBooker after all. "FaceBook: The Short Bus of the Gizmodo Commenters".
@OMG! Ponies!: When every seat back pocket in every airplane contains a copy of a catalog with a two-page spread of replica Harry Potter paraphernalia, I'd say humanity has run its course.
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It's a futuristic brainwave analyzer.
It's a futuristic remote control for unmanned drone or other unmanned military vehicle.
It's a futuristic VR sex machine.
It's a futuristic smartphone/wearable computer with a front projected HUD that only the wearer can see (especially useful on those tight effects budgets).
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@dingus: [increasebuttsize.com] #skymall
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That almost seems to imply that there is a Best of the Best of Skymall as well, which I find hard to believe...
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@Cross-eyedCyclops: "Tila Tequila sells the skanklet on her site"
You know I read kory's comment really fast and thought Skymall was hawking an anklet for skanks, to go with their tramp stamps or ass antlers if you prefer...
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So if in 90 years, it stops aging your wine, then you can return it? How do they know it only works for 100 years? Did they test it?
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It's Magic
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Considering it only took an hour to reach 100 years, testing wasn't much of a problem.
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*sigh* Maybe someday someone will come up with a way...
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I gave him [blink]
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have giz officially banned the use of "and" in their titles? :S
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In fact, given a choice between SkyMall and SkyNet, I'll take SkyNet any day of the week and twice on Tuesdays.
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I'm Chris Hansen. Have a seat.