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The SlobStopper: An Adult Bib Because You've Totally Given Up On…

The SlobStopper is a real product—MADE IN THE USA—forged from two layers of polyurethane laminate. What does it do? Why, it stops your slob! It ensures that toddlers, with their undeveloped motor skills and precarious feeding angles, don't corner the market on bib-wearing! It makes pretty girls look at you when you… » 4/08/11 11:00pm 4/08/11 11:00pm