Gizmodo: smokes

Hookah Table Not What It Sounds Like, Thank Gawd

AddyDugdale — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 09:00:00 EDT

Not something that you frak your lady of the night on top of, nor anything to do with William Shatner, Adrian Zmed and Heather Locklear, the Hookah Table is a customized table that you can get high on, as well as under. Costing around $600 bucks, there's a bowl on top, which I guess you can put the salt in when your folks come round for dinner, and four hoses for you and your mates to suck on after your Mom has done the washing up and the coast is clear. You can choose from loads of different finishes (sadly, Happy is not one of them) but I'm sure if Ms Locklear makes it to yours you could ask her if she's up for it. [Hookah Tables via BallerHouse]

Electronic Cigar Not Something You'd Find in Monica Lewinsky's Underwear Drawer

AddyDugdale — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 05:21:54 EST

Although it sounds like something you might find tucked away in Monica Lewinsky's bedside table, the electronic cigar is a SMOKE. Give it its full title, "Natural Wood Effect Electronic Cigar" and you would think that it belonged in Bill's bedroom, though. It works on the same principle as most electronic cigarettes—see how in the diagram below.

The Natural Wood Effect Electronic Cigar costs $76 and comes with batteries, recharger and 22 cartridges‐apparently the equivalent to 22 packs of cigars. Last time I looked, they came in either boxes or tubes. Or Monica. [Electronic Cigar via Nerd Approved]