Bonfires are overrated. It's cold and windy, there's sand everywhere, there's never any booze left, you smell like a burnt french outdoorsman and there's a creepy geetar player with questionable facial hair trying to steal your girlfriend. The only thing that keeps bonfires from devolving into the ninth circle of…
You had a few too many while out one night, and you told all your friends they should totally come over for a Memorial Day pool party. Only problem is, you don't have a pool. DON'T PANIC! This week's Toolkit will give you everything you need to throw a pool-less pool party.
"Don't let your schmoooores end up on the floooor" says the promo video for the S'more to Love racks, which promises to "bring the schmoooores indoooors" for $20. You don't have to be as nauseating as the family in the video, but y'know, it does help: