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Sora57 is OK
12/27/08

In reply to Giant Snow Globes Recalled, Might Burn Down Your House
When we bought snowglobes in Disney years ago they all came with a clear warning: do not place in direct sunlight, the globe can act as a magnifying glass and create fires.

We always made sure they were in a cabinet out of direct sun. Unless we wanted to roast marshmallows. (we have no fireplace)
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badhatharry
12/26/08

In reply to Giant Snow Globes Recalled, Might Burn Down Your House
I wish this was for those inflatable snow globes tacky people put on their front lawns. I can't decide whether or not I want those recalled, or the houses the decorate to be incinerated. With minimum loss of life, of course.
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OMG! Ponies!
12/26/08

In reply to Giant Snow Globes Recalled, Might Burn Down Your House
Humans roasting on an open fire

Defective products burning down your home

The family dog gnawing at a sparking wire,

And your happy holiday blown

And so I'm offering this simple phrase,

To kids Christian, Muslim, and Jew,

Although its been said many times, many ways,

A Merry Defective Christmas to you
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Shooting a monkey is now a hate crime
12/26/08

@OMG! Ponies!: I'm still bummed by the story of the guy dressed up as Santa and shot the 8 year old girl in the face, then burning the house down. There's no going back after that.
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OMG! Ponies!
12/26/08

@DeadhousepIants: I read about that and wonder how we as a species can be capable of so much good and so much bad.
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badhatharry
12/26/08

@OMG! Ponies!: C'mon, guys, let's keep this happy. Ugly holiday decorations are finally exacting their revenge on people.

But yeah, if I were the family, I would wish he hadn't killed himself so I could hunt him down and cut him into pieces, slowly, starting with the extremities.
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OMG! Ponies!
12/26/08

In reply to Giant Snow Globes Recalled, Might Burn Down Your House
Thank you, Wilson.

I still don't have my unicorn. I still don't have my Valkyrie which was to ride astride my unicorn. But I have this wonderful vision in my head.

Happy holidays all.

Now gimme my goddamn unicorn!
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Shooting a monkey is now a hate crime
12/26/08

@OMG! Ponies!: Would a My Little Pony with a Bugle Corn chip glued to its head count?
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OMG! Ponies!
12/26/08

@DeadhousepIants: Does it have a Valkyrie delivering horrible bloody vengeance upon my enemies while the world burns in a hail of fire and screams?

Because that's what I asked Santa for. Santa never delivers for me.
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OMG! Ponies! was starred OMG! Ponies! was unstarred

Shooting a monkey is now a hate crime
12/26/08

In reply to Giant Snow Globes Recalled, Might Burn Down Your House
The snowglobe.

The snowglobe.

The snowglobe is on fire...

We don't need no water,

Let Frosty the Snowman burn.
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Cordfucious of Tech Clan
12/26/08

@DeadhousepIants: burn muthafu*&er burn!!!!!
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