The Secrets of Field Sobriety TestsBrent Rose4/27/12 5:00pm2832EditPromoteDismissUndismissHideGo to permalinkHave you been drinking tonight, sir? Oh. Crap. If you're in a car, that's not a question you want to hear from a man in uniform. And if the answer is yes, you're in for the worst pop quiz of your life: the field sobriety test.