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Lawn Mower Saves Man's Life From Misplaced Hand Grenade

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BeefSupreme
05/02/09

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My mother is way OCD. I'm only mildly OCD, and only by comparison. When I was in my early teens, and gas powered leaf blowers were finally cheap and easily available to consumers, I'd leafblow our back porch *at least* three times a day, every day, every Autumn. You know, when the leaves were falling off the trees, at their peak. I would day-dream of having this shotty POS leaf blower explode, separating me from both my arms. Long story short, if all went according to plan, I'd have wound up a lot like Jax from Mortal Kombat.
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madog
05/02/09

@BeefSupreme: .... With some bad voice actor speaking for you?
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ilovexspin
05/01/09

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I'm no grenade expert but from this barely a paragraph of information it seems to me the pin was not pulled out yet and the lawnmower going over it made it blow up.

Correct me if I'm wrong.
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IN THE FACE!
05/01/09

@ilovexspin: Clearly it was a Holy hand grenade...

That mower must have done some baaad stuff earlier in its life...
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eagles3 speeeedin
05/01/09

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I jump two or three feet every time i hit a large unseen stick with my mower. If I were to hit a hand grenade I would probably be orbiting the planet.
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Con Seannery
05/01/09

@eagles3_isn't afraid of the big bad Pig(flu)?: I smile at the satisfying sound of my enemies breaking apart. Lawn debris: terminated. Next target: neighbor's cat.
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Gann
05/02/09

@Con Seannery '09: Illegal in 1 Giz: Shredding a snake with a lawnmower is surprisingly satisfying.
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