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Soyuz Chair Transforms Lay-Z-Boys Into Cosmonauts

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mikeness
06/29/09

In reply to Soyuz Chair Transforms Lay-Z-Boys Into Cosmonauts
WTF? I was kidnapped and strapped into one of these and brainwashed at a hippy commune once.
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closhedbb
06/29/09

@mikeness: I had a similar experience, though it was at a Scientology center.
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Hello Mister Walrus
06/29/09

@closhedbb: Silence your blasphemy. All hail Xenu!!
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Kaiser-Machead
06/29/09

@mikeness: Hippies don't know the first thing about kidnapping, and wouldn't know the first thing about brainwashing, as they'd be so adamantly trying to avoid being brainwashed themselves, donning bandanas lined with silica and aluminum foil to keep the satellite signals out of their heads, and popping shrooms and hitting bongs to have an otherworldly experience.
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