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”Alpha-Oxy LED Spa Zaps Zits, Cellulite, Blues, Brings Peace to the World?
Admit it, we're all fans of LEDs—especially when they come packaged like this, but the world's first LED health spa? Purlease, is any woman gullible enough to get into something that looks like a Cylon's sleep pod and have what the blurb says is "body-intense LED light energy... together with physical stimulation, dry thermal heat and vibratory massage."? Vibratory massage, you say? Let me just slip into my bikini. More »Rotating Speakers from Greenhouse Give Your iPod Ears
Charge up Greenhouse's rotating speakers via USB and they give you eight hours' of sounds when you clip them on to your fifth-gen iPod. With an output of 770mW x 2, the GH-SPA214CC costs $44 and will be out in Japan at the end of the month. A bigger version of Greenhouse's speaker-n-case combo earlier in the year, they're a pretty neat way to bug people on public transport. [Impress]Deluxe Lay-Z Spa is Hot-Tubness and Cheapness Rolled into One
Hot tubs: discuss. I'm sort of a fan of them, but can't quite get over the hygiene bit—or, in some cases, the molded plastic naffness. The Lay-Z Spa is a blow-up hot tub with enough room for six people to contract Weil's disease at the same time. The 317-gallon capacity tub has massage jets, a rapid heating system and apparently can be set up easily. Would this $1,000 monster work well with those crazy Swiss guys who like organizing hot-tub parties on the top of Mont Blanc? If they empty it first, then pull the air stopper out they could be back down the bottom of the mountain in no time. [Drinkstuff]Aquafit Gymnasium-Spa Hybrid is Watery, Ironic
Apparently, sitting at your chair all day while blogging about gadgets is not supposed to be so good for your health. That's where Dimension One Spas' Aquafit 19 Dual Temp comes in. The $40,000 gymnasium/spa allows users to have a full, underwater cardiovascular workout by using the included rower, tricep pull-down and simulated jogger or swimming facilities.
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Amore Bay Is Most Hideous Hot Tub Ever Created
This is $20,000 of love-themed hot tub, the Walker Signature Special Edition. Special features include seating for six, tacky red hearts, fountains, Valentine-red colors, a "playground area" (ooer) and MP3-ready stereo. Our ideal use for this tasteless tub is in the video after the jump. [Born Rich and Dimension One press release]
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Take A Warm, Luxurious, Matrix Bath
Remember that viscerally disturbing scene from The Matrix when you see the liquefied human goo engulf the baby? Well, now you can bring that memory into the comfort of your own bathroom with the Gelicity Spa Jelly Bath. More than just another bubble bath, Gelecity transforms your bathwater into a lavender, jasmine and bergamot-infused gel. While not necessarily the epitome of relaxation, a gel bath holds heat for three times longer than water.
Just make sure you add the bundled dissolver before draining the tub, lest you clog the pipes with what will be the most embarrassing conversation you've ever had with a plumber. $20. [firebox via shinyshiny]
New Jacuzzi J400 Hot Tub is All About the iPod
I dream of a day that I can dock my iPod with anything, (although I think that the release of the iCarta toilet paper holder a couple of years ago pretty much made that dream a reality) and now Jacuzzi is doing their part with the J400 series line of iPod-compatible hot tubs. Thanks to the integrated AquaSound Audio System, you can listen to your favorite tunes without headphones while you relax. The music is pumped through waterproof micro-speakers that you can control with a sweet floating remote.
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Hot Tub With 61-inch HDTV Built In
If we're ever rich enough to afford this hot tub/spa with a 61-inch HDTV built in, we can officially hang up our keyboards and retire from this blogging game. This spa from Catalina Spas seats four, has an extremely obscene amount of jets, and will instantly kill you in a few years when the wiring on the TV gets worn down. But hey, at least the four of you will go in the comfort of watching and/or listening to a DVD, CD, AM-FM radio on the 2 pop-up speakers and not on the toilet, as we've always feared. But if we remember our autopsy class, that tub's going to be a toilet soon after anyway. [Marketplace via Born Rich]
gadgets
Head Spa Massager Relaxes, Makes You Look Stupid, Could Probably Lobotomize You
Do you know that late-night, drooling hypnotic feeling that happens while you are watching infomercials for MP3-enabled Windows Mobile 6.0-based robotic potato peelers? Well, that's exactly the state I got into when I made the error to follow the TV watch link and enter into the horrors of Gadget Universe, The Site. So, what in hell and heaven is this Head Spa Massager? According to them: More »
home entertainment
High-tech Bar Comes with 15-inch Flip Screen
It won't turn your pad into a full-fledged sports bar, but Cal Spas' L205 sure is trying. The L205 marries a full wooden bar with a flip-down, 15-inch LCD that'll let you keep an eye on the game as you pour your whiskey. The canopy bar also has a rotating 8-bottle wine rack for your non-liquor-drinking friends. More »
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Energy Cocoon Tub: Room for One More?
Install an entire spa in your bathroom with this Energy Cocoon Tub, giving you an invigorating combination of soothing bubbles, billowing steam and an infrared sauna all in one unit the size of a regular whirlpool tub. It contains three multi-colored lamps for a bit of that soothing chromatherapy, and of course, it has those Jacuzzi-like waterjets, too. Then when you're done, you can rinse off with its hand shower. More »
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Philips Unveils Nine Speaker Sets For This Fall
Dutch giant Philips is poised to release nine speaker sets for this autumn, with the 100-watt SPA9300 (pictured here) headlining the show. While only a 2.1-channel system, the SPA9300 does boast an 8-inch subwoofer that's capable of reproducing frequencies as low as 35Hz. It also includes a 3.3-mm input to connect your MP3 player. More »
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Solo Personal, Portable Sauna
"Man, it's like a sauna in here." You'll be making this hilarious joke to yourself on a daily basis while engulfed in the Solo personal sauna. This is essentially a tube-like tent that will get all hot and frothy so you can sweat away all of that negative karma you received from a hooker earlier in the day. The Solo personal sauna can operate for up to 12 hours at a time if you need to get rid of a lot of negative karma from a particularly dirty hooker. More »
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Pet Spa: Traumatize Fido Forever
I think it is safe to say that most cats and dogs have traumatic experiences with this device, but at least they will smell nice afterwards. Sure, being covered water and chemicals in a tight space is something all pets love, right? More »
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