To be fair, these do look a lot more durable and well-built than a kiddie pool: They hold 125 gallons of water and seat two adults comfortably. They've got massaging jets, LED mood lighting, and drink holders, which basically means you're getting laid (seriously, take a look at the risque PG-13-rated ads on their site). While they are "portable" they also weigh 240 pounds without water, so you can't exactly drag it inside when it rains. On the plus side, you'll look way less trailer-trash lounging in one of these with a beer than you would in a kiddie pool.

The SpaBerry retails for $5000 in a variety of berry-inspired colors, including SnowBerry and SlateBerry which are not actual berries, I'm pretty sure. Giant stickers with palm trees and sunsets and rainforests cost $400 extra. [SpaBerry via CoolHunting]

That extra 1,000 pounds of water (25% more than usual) means the aircraft will have to carry more fuel, which may weigh heavy on your environmental conscience. Or maybe lying in your massage bed in the private first class room, with remote-control doors and mini bar will make you forget your woes. [Mail on Sunday]

The exercise area maintains the water temperature at levels that are ideal for the body's thermoregulation during an intensive workout, while the spa area heats up to get things steamy and soothing. Additionally, the spa area is positioned so close to the gymnasium portion of the tub, you won't have to expend any more calories than is necessary to get there, which is kind of ironic for a gym. So ironic, it's giving us muscle ache just thinking about it. [Bornrich]

Other features that Jacuzzi lovers might find appealing include: illuminated jets, dual "WaterColour" waterfalls, a therapy lounge, footmound jets, and a CD player or AM/FM radio for anyone who is sophisticated enough to buy an iPod compatible tub, but not sophisticated enough to actually own an iPod.[Jacuzzi via Sci Fi via Born Rich]

Yep, it's got it all. Close yourself up in this baby with just your head sticking out, and emerge a while later feeling good as new. Looks like some good clean fun. – Charlie White

Product Page [NeoQi, via Born Rich]

"Man, it's like a sauna in here." You'll be making this hilarious joke to yourself on a daily basis while engulfed in the Solo personal sauna. This is essentially a tube-like tent that will get all hot and frothy so you can sweat away all of that negative karma you received from a hooker earlier in the day. The Solo personal sauna can operate for up to 12 hours at a time if you need to get rid of a lot of negative karma from a particularly dirty hooker. – Travis Hudson

Product Page [Via Sci-Fi]

I think it is safe to say that most cats and dogs have traumatic experiences with this device, but at least they will smell nice afterwards. Sure, being covered water and chemicals in a tight space is something all pets love, right?

The Pet Spa system will clean, de-flea and dry your beloved pet in a matter of only 30 minutes. It does include special technologies that prevent the pet from being uncomfortable—because, you know, being drenched with water and chemicals isn't uncomfortable at all. The machine will monitor water temperatures and if it were to rise or fall 3 degrees from the set temperature the system will kick off to prevent panic and/or damage to the pet. For larger dogs or extremely fat cats, you are stuck with the hose. Oh well, hosing off a cat has to be one of the funnest experiences of anyone's day. – Travis Hudson

Product Page [Via Coolest-Gadgets]

If you live in New York, unless you're incredibly rich or choose to live out in the boondocks an hour's train ride from Manhattan, chances are very high that your apartment is small small small. Most of us have combination living/dining spaces that don't really have room for living or dining, so I've been trying to convince people for years that we should give up on the idea of couches and tables once and for all and just all install hot tubs.

I mean, seriously, think about it—what would you rather do after a long day of work? Walk in the door and plop down onto the Ikea Ektorp sofa bed you've had since college? Or walk in the door and soak in a big hot tub like the CalSpas Galaxy Entertainment GX49 Spa, with its 49 superjets, auto-rising 42" plasma screen and marine-grade surround sound speakers with subwoofers? I know what I'm saving my hard-earned gadget blog-writing coin for.

Hot Tubs and Spas from CalSpas
Luxury Bathtubs With Integrated Plasmas [OhGizmo]