I imagine a day, 10,000 years from now, when this is the only evidence archaeologists will find that our culture existed, and they shall be heard to utter the phrase, "WTF". Other than that, pretty amusing.
Maybe one day, when aliens land on this planet, they can pay tribute to that one hapless soul that got crushed by their landing gear and clung to the ship for the entire trip back on their world.
@Tric: Kirk quotes it at the very end of the movie, as he and his slutty baby-mama and his bastard douchebag son gaze wistfully in the Enterprise's 150" Kuro display.
@Curves: We shall never forget him nor the last time we saw him, as he prepared for his mission and waved good-bye and slipped the surly bonds of Earth to touch the face of God...
@Hiphopopotamus: By odd coincidence, a few weeks ago a bat showed up in my office, MUCH to my screaming horror. He was captured and set free......I wonder if it was MY bat.
I agree on the "Why dont you have a star" from Kev. As you know, I have followed you for ages, and its due to the high quality of BS you write. Youre already a star in my book.
Spacebat was attached to the tanks, right? So, he/she probably burnt-up on reentry, spreading his tiny little ashes all over the world. It will eventually reach the stratosphere we'll become one with Spacebat as we breathe.
@rocketbear79: Then I will tell you a great secret, Rocketbear. Perhaps the greatest of all time. The molecules of your body are the same molecules that make up this website, and the air outside, that burn(ed) inside the SpaceBat itself. We are SpaceBat stuff. We are the universe made manifest, trying to figure itself out. And as we have both learned, sometimes the universe requires a Bat to die in space.
What's worse, Space Bat was just two weeks from retirement according to my sources. Had already bought a fishing pole and was planning to go to look at some john boats this weekend.
@bosskev: I can definitely live with that amendment. I lost interest after the first season.
But I'm also not really a Trekkie. I'm looking forward to the new movie but mainly because I convinced my wife that she might like it (for all the reasons most posters here say they will hate it).
@rocketbear79: "I'm looking forward to the new movie..."
I must say I am not looking forward to it. Trailers make it look like a ridiculous, poorly-cast and badly-acted explosion-fest. The only thing that might save it for me would be if the script included warm, emotional touches, like maybe featuring an endearing pet or mascot.
Say...! Could they maybe edit in some footage of SpaceBat? THEN I'd be TOTALLY up for the new flick!
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his bros didn't think he was gonna do it. which is what i want on my tombstone.
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I want a little nook carved out to forever 'hold my beer'.
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Wall-E lived through it, too.
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Something a bat was trying to tell me... on my birthday.
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He was A Tail of Two Wings, riding on the contrails of man. [ How sad his sacrifice ? Even Dickens could never imagine:( ]
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And then God was all like 'Ewww! A bat!!!'
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seconded. i'll petition BLam.
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I agree on the "Why dont you have a star" from Kev. As you know, I have followed you for ages, and its due to the high quality of BS you write. Youre already a star in my book.
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@SpaceBat_GitEmSteveDave: I like to think each of us was born with a little space bat in our hearts.
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...asked the Facebooker.
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Stupid streaming media block kills all my fun. :(
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Agreed, an excellent, even inspiring, opening credit sequence. However, I might amend your comment to say:
...one of the best opening credits for the most boring sci-fi show ever.
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But I'm also not really a Trekkie. I'm looking forward to the new movie but mainly because I convinced my wife that she might like it (for all the reasons most posters here say they will hate it).
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I must say I am not looking forward to it. Trailers make it look like a ridiculous, poorly-cast and badly-acted explosion-fest. The only thing that might save it for me would be if the script included warm, emotional touches, like maybe featuring an endearing pet or mascot.
Say...! Could they maybe edit in some footage of SpaceBat? THEN I'd be TOTALLY up for the new flick!
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One of the best, provided it's the 80's and you're Bryan Adams biggest fan.
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