<![CDATA[Gizmodo: spanking]]> http://tags.gizmodo.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/gizmodo.com.png <![CDATA[Gizmodo: spanking]]> http://gizmodo.com/tag/spanking http://gizmodo.com/tag/spanking <![CDATA[Man Held On Domestic Violence Charges For Spanking Adult Daughter Over $5000 Cellphone Bill]]> Let's say your 20-year-old daughter runs up an astounding $5000 cellphone bill from talking to her good-for-nothing boyfriend too much. Do you a) cancel her service and make her get her own phone? b) reprimand her and block the offending number from the phone? c) grab her and spank her like she's seven. If you answered c), you just might be James Phillips of Portland, Maine, who did just that. He's now being charged with domestic violence. Make sure to keep an eye on your minutes, readers. [Bangor News]

]]> http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5034567&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Spankometer, You Know, For Spanking]]> Spank, spank spank. An oh-so common and tragic sound around the Gizmodo offices, but up until this point we had no way to compete with each other for the best spanker in the land. Enter the Spankometer. This device works similar to a pedometer. Strap it on and begin spanking. The Spankometer will record time taken, number of strokes and can even calculate figures as part of your diet or workout. Yes, this is a completely serious and yes, mine is already ordered and shipping. – Travis Hudson

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