Pigs. Pork. Bacon. Ham. Belly. Shoulder. Chops. Sausages. Iberian. Serrano. I don't care I love it all. And the only way to properly honor my love for pork is to buy Speakal's ridculous pig-shaped speaker where you change the volume by pressings its ears.
This TARDIS iPod speaker from Speakal looks like it would make listening to your music collection a dimensionally transcendental experience. How soon can we get one of these? [Comics Cavern]
The floating half orbs, the exquisite teardrop, the glowing blue light, and well, everything about these Speakal speakers makes this a number one seller among aliens. Luckily, us humans can buy one too.