Pigs. Pork. Bacon. Ham. Belly. Shoulder. Chops. Sausages. Iberian. Serrano. I don't care I love it all. And the only way to properly honor my love for pork is to buy Speakal's ridculous pig-shaped speaker where you change the volume by pressings its ears.
The floating half orbs, the exquisite teardrop, the glowing blue light, and well, everything about these Speakal speakers makes this a number one seller among aliens. Luckily, us humans can buy one too.
You've seen iPod docks before, but how many of them have been shaped in a manner reminiscent to 80s arcade game villains? Ten? You're a damned liar. Zero. That's how many. You miscounted? Sure.