I'm sure it's been stated before, but I guffaw at the fact that CCTV can be both China Central Television and Closed Circuit Television, both being geared towards reporting and surveillance.
Tre cool commercial, liquid/smoke CG effects are always amazing and always incredibly difficult to do.
Mark, please remove this article. I am still recovering from seeing the unspeakable horror that is "Transformers 2" and my therapist says that even stills or framegrabs can set off my PTSD.
Just typing this comment is giving me a nervous tic.
@OMG! Ponies!: Oh come on, the movie wasn't even half as bad as you claim. Sure, it had stupid moments in it, but on the whole, it was a fun, mindless, summer action flick.
@OMG! Ponies!: Don't agree with phaota, the movie was in fact "that bad".
It would have been an improvement to watch the movie "muted" during all dialog. Then turn on the sound when actual robot action started up. So much of that movie served no point and could have been left on the cutting room floor.
SPOILERS!!!
Like the Twins, Sam's parents in Egypt/College, College roommates, dude's in thongs (are they fricken serious?), robot balls, "bad" government/DOD guy, Blackbird robot (didn't even fly), Marine Corps commercial/Sam vision of Primes...
@newgalactic: Jetfire actually did fly once in the movie, but only very briefly, and right before the absent-throughout-the-rest-of-the-movie... scorponok burst out of the ground and ripped a hole in his torso.
@phaota: It was joyless, hamfisted, mindnumbing, banal, and painful to watch and listen to.
It made no sense, was overlong, frequently verged on racist, and lacked any artistic merit. I saw it only out of morbid curiosity, thinking "How bad can it be?"
It makes "Armageddon" look like Laurence Olivier's "Henry V".
@OMG! Ponies!: Haven't seen it...don't care to. Thought the first was a bit too campy. Is Transformers 2 worse than Van Helsing? Van Helsing currently sits at the top of my list of steaming piles...followed closely by Catwoman.
@Cjay79: No, but he does enjoy Tentacle Grape soda! You going to get graped!
@bkchosun: Since they became nanites like in the scene stolen from Aeon Flux where ball bearings could move on their own and be explosives/a transformer.
@PDSM: Apparently the back story is that when that one landed in proto form it landed in Disney land. It's first thing it saw that it latched on to was an animatronic Alice in Wonderland (hence the name Alice). So sure, still a bit of a stretch, but slightly more acceptable than transformers straight copying humans.
And I think the ball bearings becoming razor thin transformer bugged me more. Really, when did they learn how to transform at a molecular level.
@citizensmith: Actually, if you wanted to try and ground their transforming abilities in some kind of reality, they'd have to transform at the molecular level anyway, since they change the properties of their bodies to different components, such as rubber insulation for wiring, rubber compounds for tires, fuel, and paint finishes throughout. Their protoforms are nothing like the vehicles they mimic, so their body panels would have to completely shift in shape to accommodate the form they want to copy.
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Perfect match of ink and the traditional chinese music.
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Tre cool commercial, liquid/smoke CG effects are always amazing and always incredibly difficult to do.
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Hmm...doesn't have the same ring as "Soviet Russia," but it's probably truer.
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[features.cgsociety.org]
and the word 'rotoscoping' should really be 'matchmoving'...
07/07/09
'Bout transforming robots - so
I figured - what the heck
and endure this goddamn stupid dreck
Never have I seen more ripe a turd
There is no expletive - no word
To describe this shit I can't undo
Bay, you asshole, what's wrong with you?
Transformer balls, Blackbird cane
WTF are you insane?
Minstrel droids - ghetto bots
I'd rather take some morphine shots
Terminators and silly shticks
These robots eat a bag of dicks
Cullen's voice cannot save
the amount of brain cells that this shaved
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Seriously, his next movie should just be called "BLAM/BOOM!"
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(ATTN RIAA: statement above is not true.)
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Just typing this comment is giving me a nervous tic.
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It would have been an improvement to watch the movie "muted" during all dialog. Then turn on the sound when actual robot action started up. So much of that movie served no point and could have been left on the cutting room floor.
SPOILERS!!!
Like the Twins, Sam's parents in Egypt/College, College roommates, dude's in thongs (are they fricken serious?), robot balls, "bad" government/DOD guy, Blackbird robot (didn't even fly), Marine Corps commercial/Sam vision of Primes...
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It made no sense, was overlong, frequently verged on racist, and lacked any artistic merit. I saw it only out of morbid curiosity, thinking "How bad can it be?"
It makes "Armageddon" look like Laurence Olivier's "Henry V".
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@bkchosun: Since they became nanites like in the scene stolen from Aeon Flux where ball bearings could move on their own and be explosives/a transformer.
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And I think the ball bearings becoming razor thin transformer bugged me more. Really, when did they learn how to transform at a molecular level.
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[cryptozooblog.blogspot.com]
Still a little disturbing
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