@Calzo: I think you meant to say Les "Survivorman" Straub. It'd get crowded in the rocket capsule with all of Bear's camera crew, caterers, handlers, etc.
Umm, can't they put frikkin' windshield wipers or something on those solar cells? How about a device that moves them vertically (thus collecting less dust), facing the direction most likely to collect the greatest amount of light?
Or just train it to shake itself from head to toe like a dog does to dry off...
@Sean Harrington: If the cells were vertical they would have to keep rotating in order to always face the sun. More moving parts = more points of failure. That especially holds true if it had to shake itself. Why not just laminate the rover.
@Rabid Penguin: why not laminate the rover? because then it get's the rep of being all into latex and that s&m stuff, and it'll never be able to face its parents again. that's one of the hardest stereotypes for high-grade rovers to shake.
@Anonymoose: That's the question the rover has to answer for itself I guess... either die with dignity, or live with shame. In fact, we should all ask ourselves which we would rather do before walking around in public wrapped in saran wrap.
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The Mars rovers transformed me from a NASA critic to a super supporter. #space
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...Trade in these wheels for some wings... #space
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Send Les Stroud. #space
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Go JPL!
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Or just train it to shake itself from head to toe like a dog does to dry off...
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I'm making a note here:
HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate
my satisfaction.
National Aeronautics and Space Administration
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying
over every mistake.
You just keep on trying
till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are
still alive.
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data
make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm glad I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are
still alive.
Go ahead and leave me.
I think i prefer to stay inside.
maybe you'll find someone else
to help you.
maybe European Space Agency...
THAT WAS A JOKE, HA HA, FAT CHANCE.
Anyway this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist
look at me still talking when there's science to do
when i look out there
it makes me glad I'm not you
I've experiments to run
there is research to be done
on the people who are
still alive.
and believe me I am still alive
I'm doing science and I'm still alive
i feel fantastic and I'm still alive
while your dying ill be still alive
and when your dead i will be still alive
still alive
still alive
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