Scientifically accurate SpongeBob is hilariously disgusting

After getting sucked on and eaten by his best friend Patrick Star, scientifically accurate SpongeBob Squarepants as imagined by ADHD is destined for a life of cleaning dishes. That caps a hilariously sad life of basically being immobile at the bottom of the ocean with "friends" who are killer creatures. Real life sure… » 4/18/14 11:11pm Yesterday 11:11pm

SpongeBob Removed From App Store Over Privacy Concerns

If you were hoping to keep the kids quiet over the holidays with a SpongeBob game, you're all outta luck. Nickelodeon has had to pull SpongeBob Diner Dash from the Apple App Store over complaints that it violates children's online privacy rights. » 12/18/12 3:32am 12/18/12 3:32am

SpongeBob SquarePants iPod Dock: The Grossest Gets Grossester

The Spongebob SquarePants iPod Dock is surely the result of Nickelodeon executives sitting around a table brainstorming ways to make Spongbob SquarePants even more » 11/18/08 12:15pm 11/18/08 12:15pm disgusting. "He could eat human waste," an exec offered. "We'll give him a flesh eating disease," someone else said. "You know, like, another one."But after…