Scientifically accurate SpongeBob is hilariously disgusting

After getting sucked on and eaten by his best friend Patrick Star, scientifically accurate SpongeBob Squarepants as imagined by ADHD is destined for a life of cleaning dishes. That caps a hilariously sad life of basically being immobile at the bottom of the ocean with "friends" who are killer creatures. Real life sure… » 4/18/14 11:11pm 4/18/14 11:11pm

SpongeBob SquarePants iPod Dock: The Grossest Gets Grossester

The Spongebob SquarePants iPod Dock is surely the result of Nickelodeon executives sitting around a table brainstorming ways to make Spongbob SquarePants even more » 11/18/08 12:15pm 11/18/08 12:15pm disgusting. "He could eat human waste," an exec offered. "We'll give him a flesh eating disease," someone else said. "You know, like, another one."But…

SpongeBob Soaks Up New Nickelodeon Npower Series

We got a chance to see Nickelodeon's new Npower line of consumer electronics at ShowStoppers at DigitalLife. The clear winners in my mind were the Flash Micro Digital Camera, complete with de-pantsing ability, the all-eyes Digital Music Player, and the fist-friendly Clock-it alarm clock. Sorry, Dora the Explorer just… » 9/26/07 8:51pm 9/26/07 8:51pm