Gizmodo: spongebob

SpongeBob SquarePants iPod Dock: The Grossest Gets Grossester

Mark Wilson — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 12:15:00 EST

The Spongebob SquarePants iPod Dock is surely the result of Nickelodeon executives sitting around a table brainstorming ways to make Spongbob SquarePants even more disgusting.

"He could eat human waste," an exec offered.
"We'll give him a flesh eating disease," someone else said. "You know, like, another one."

But after weeks of tireless deliberation, the group decided that ripping out Spongebob's eyeballs and placing them on the table to jiggle around while playing music would go far enough. The excrement toys would be better suited for next year's line of bathroom products anyway.
If you still insist on buying your little one the Spongebob Squarepants iPod Dock, it's $40 at the Nickelodeon shop. [Nickelodeon via GearLog]

SpongeBob Squarepants Thermometer Wants to Sing in the Wrong Place

Jesus Diaz — Sun, 24 Feb 2008 07:39:20 EST

The Musical SpongeBob Digital Thermometer. According to the box, it "plays SpongeBoob SquarePants Theme" while in use, and it is for "oral, underarm and rectal use." According to me, I'm not sticking this in any place.

This is almost as wrong as the Jesuswitch. [Cartoon Brew via Boing Boing]

SpongeBob Soaks Up New Nickelodeon Npower Series

Benny Goldman — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 20:51:19 EDT

We got a chance to see Nickelodeon's new Npower line of consumer electronics at ShowStoppers at DigitalLife. The clear winners in my mind were the Flash Micro Digital Camera, complete with de-pantsing ability, the all-eyes Digital Music Player, and the fist-friendly Clock-it alarm clock. Sorry, Dora the Explorer just wasn't cutting it for me. Check the annotated gallery below to see more. Nickelodeon Npower

SpongeBob USB Drive Expands When Full

Jason Chen — Sat, 28 Apr 2007 19:45:53 EDT

Unfortunately not a real product, this Russian-designed SpongeBob USB Drive looks like your kids' favorite character when empty, but fills up to a gigantic blowfish when full. Although cool, the concept doesn't make any sense. SpongeBob is a sponge, not a blowfish. Otherwise he'd be called BlowfishBob. Get it together, Russians.

It's of the same design as the flashbags, which get full when full. Neat, but ultimately unusable because your drive will spend most of its time somewhere inbetween, which takes up unnecessary space. – Jason Chen

Design Page [Plusminus via Dailygadget via Nerd Approved]