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    DBAG Results: 20-25 - Dirty Bastard

    DBAG Results: 16-20 - Pretty Sloppy

    DBAG Results: 11-15 - Middle of the Road

    DBAG Results: 6-10 - Keeps It Tidy

    DBAG Results: 0-5 - Neat Freak

    Take the DBAG: The Dirty Bastard Aptitude Geek Quiz

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    04/09/09

    In reply to Take the DBAG: The Dirty Bastard Aptitude Geek Quiz
    This is wildly inaccurate. Too much emphasis on poor computing habits.


    According to the test I score a 9, my work area more closely resembles the 21-25


    My room looks like a bomb went off in it. My computers, however, are a case study in OCD.

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    Image of Seiven Seiven
    04/09/09

    In reply to Take the DBAG: The Dirty Bastard Aptitude Geek Quiz
    WOOT...a 1...almost got 2 more points, but I took care of those over a month ago.
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    04/09/09

    In reply to Take the DBAG: The Dirty Bastard Aptitude Geek Quiz
    01. NO

    02. NO

    03. NO

    04. YES

    05. NO (N/A)

    06. NO

    07. YES

    08. NO

    09. YES

    10. NO

    11. NO

    12. YES

    13. NO

    14. NO

    15. NO

    16. NO

    17. NO (N/A)

    18. NO

    19. YES

    20. NO

    21. NO

    22. NO

    23. NO

    24. NO

    25. NO


    My OCD should be apparent considering that I put zeros in front of all the single digit numbers just so they would all line up evenly with the double digit numbers...

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    Image of strider_mt2k strider_mt2k
    04/09/09

    In reply to Take the DBAG: The Dirty Bastard Aptitude Geek Quiz
    A freaking 1.


    Surely I'm more fun than THAT. :o

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    04/09/09

    In reply to Take the DBAG: The Dirty Bastard Aptitude Geek Quiz
    Can I just put one "no"?


    Because...no.

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    04/09/09

    @strider_mt2k: Wait...


    Okay, everything except the face grease on the phone screen.


    It's a goram TOUCH SCREEN! Ya GOTTA keep it clean!

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    Image of Cordfucious of Tech Clan Cordfucious of Tech Clan
    04/09/09

    In reply to DBAG Results: 0-5 - Neat Freak
    I got a 5. wow not as bad as I thought
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    04/09/09

    In reply to Take the DBAG: The Dirty Bastard Aptitude Geek Quiz
    There should be a 26th question: Do you have DVD coasters cluttered all over your desk?
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    04/09/09

    In reply to DBAG Results: 11-15 - Middle of the Road
    Woo-hoo. GitEmSteveDave has a 13!
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    04/09/09

    In reply to Take the DBAG: The Dirty Bastard Aptitude Geek Quiz
    I have 4316 unread gmail messages. Do I count that as 4?
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    Image of ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNO-TOAD ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNO-TOAD
    04/09/09

    In reply to Take the DBAG: The Dirty Bastard Aptitude Geek Quiz
    The only one I kind of do is not unsubscribe to e-mail lists. I create filters to mark the almost daily stream of useless e-mail (I'm talking to you, The VMWare Team) as read.


    I can't stand having grease or dirt on my electronics. I take my keyboard apart monthly (when I'm waiting for something big to download, usually) to clean all the dirt and hair out. I vacuum out all the fans on my computer every couple of months too. Living with 4 cats is tough =P

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    04/09/09

    @darkstar misses his preview button: Save time, vacuum the cats.
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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    04/09/09

    @closhedbb: "Save time, vacuum the cats."


    Or, if your bigger problem is bits of your lunch constantly tumbling all over the floor, save even more time by simply not feeding the cats--they'll then keep your floor all tidy for you. Quit thinking of them as boarders, start thinking of them as workers.


    * sighs *


    Where would we be without such wonderful Lifehacker tips?

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    Image of Platypus Man Platypus Man
    04/09/09

    In reply to DBAG Results: 0-5 - Neat Freak
    1 here for cleaning the phone... Man, I hate facegrease...
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    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    04/09/09

    In reply to Take the DBAG: The Dirty Bastard Aptitude Geek Quiz
    I keep looking at the tatami mats on the floor thinking: That's so expensive, and so... Disgustingly messy for that floor, it's a gotdamn greek tragedy!
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    04/09/09

    @Lite: Cycle now entering the game grid: Secondly I keep thinking this must be an Otaku room, and I'm wondering under what pile of fith they hid their ona cup...
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    04/09/09

    In reply to DBAG Results: 0-5 - Neat Freak
    You have no idea how right on this is. BTW I scored a 1, only because I do go out looking like Brian Lam sometimes.
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    04/09/09

    In reply to DBAG Results: 6-10 - Keeps It Tidy
    Why is there a ginormous white butt plug under the desk?


    I mean really - you're going to blow a gasket with that thing.

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    Image of Hijakk Hijakk
    04/09/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: That is a JBL subwoofer. I don't know why I know that. [www.electronicexpress.com]
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    04/09/09

    @Hijakk: "That is a JBL subwoofer. I don't know why I know that."


    Because you're a gadget geek, that's why.

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    04/09/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: It's a Sphincter Stretcher for all those anal retentive type of people...
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    04/09/09

    In reply to Take the DBAG: The Dirty Bastard Aptitude Geek Quiz
    Ponies scores 3. I'm a DBag with OCD. Kind of like a really really tidy version of John Mayer.
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    Image of Cordfucious of Tech Clan Cordfucious of Tech Clan
    04/09/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: wow I got a 5.. does that make me a Black john mayer
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    04/09/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: How do you compare to William Zabka?
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