Someone will use this ring to take covert pictures of men who have just slipped off their own wedding rings and dropped them in their pocket before walking in the pick up bar/meat market.
This will get "accidently" left in womens changing or locker rooms, and then retreived from the club "Lost and Found" 31 hours later by a very happy and excited guy who better have a good story about how it got there in the first place.
@Nick, @The Swiftman: OMG, wtf are you two saying? I LOVE Paula Poundstone! One of her taped comedy specials is one of the most perfect hours of comedy I've ever experienced. I have watched parts of that near-genius performance over and over and, even though I know the punchlines that are coming, I still laugh giddily.
@BlueLabCoatWanting_GitEmSteveD...: I'm surprised I get anything done at all. I'm commenting left and right, and all of a sudden I realize I've been inadvertently doing my work in between and I'm like "holy crap, I'm finished?" Thanks Gizmodo, you help to streamline my workday.
@Kaiser-Machead: You know you are spending too much time on Giz when your body starts developing an instinctive 20 minute timer to check for the next article.
@BlueLabCoatWanting_GitEmSteveD...: I would try those other Gawker sites but I'd be afraid my writing would get redundant/confused from not be able to tell the sites apart.
Or simply leave your tie dangling from a hanger to catch Marie and John having sex on your swivel chair, because you found mysterious residue around your work station the previous morning.
Just to make sure everyone remembers the last big black out where we, the citizens of Northern Ohio and our masters at First Energy Corp, blacked out a large chunk of the NE US and Canada, including NYC, a few years ago. We arent spies, but we did it with our air conditioners, so it cant be that hard, since First Energy cant even automate its invoicing and accounts receivable.
@Curves: IIRC, a single branch fell on a line, which caused the black out. Luckily, in NJ, where we separate ourselves from the infectious NYers, we still had glorious nuclear power giving us light.
Maybe the software is just quietly raising everyone's bills, bleeding the country payment cycle by payment cycle in high tech economic warfare. Because as an Amish person (Mennonite, actually), I know I don't use a lot of electricity. And yet sometimes my bills seem disproportionately high. I've always suspected foul play.
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"Ha ha ha ha, nothing will happnen to us...*click*"
sir...out power is down
DAMN!
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