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    Squeeze Emoticon Stress Balls, Get Happy Ending
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    Image of P3nnst8r P3nnst8r
    12/03/08

    In reply to Squeeze Emoticon Stress Balls, Get Happy Ending
    What would happen if Addy got you these instead of, say, this?


    Would Jesus reach critical mass?

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    12/03/08

    In reply to Squeeze Emoticon Stress Balls, Get Happy Ending
    The packaging! I would have liked my stress balls in a sack. Last time I saw balls in a tube was when some wanker flashed me on my way to Piccadilly.
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    12/03/08

    In reply to Squeeze Emoticon Stress Balls, Get Happy Ending
    This is completely accurate. At the massage parlor, the Happy Ending involves manipulation of the balls.
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    OMG! Ponies! was starred OMG! Ponies! was unstarred
    Image of bosskev bosskev
    12/03/08

    In reply to Squeeze Emoticon Stress Balls, Get Happy Ending
    Somehow, the phrase "squeezing balls" does nothing to relieve my stress, instead kind of makes me wince. A lot.
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    Image of Ghede Ghede
    12/03/08

    In reply to Squeeze Emoticon Stress Balls, Get Happy Ending
    I usually do cut these things to pieces. It's far more cathartic. More expensive though.
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    12/03/08

    In reply to Squeeze Emoticon Stress Balls, Get Happy Ending
    Funny. I imagine photoshopping the face on the red one on the ball gags in Bruce Willis and Ving Rhames' mouths in Pulp Fiction. I'm a bad and sick person :(


    :D...I mean :[

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