Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Lattes™ have no pumpkin in them

Starbucks is rolling out pumpkin spice lattes, starting with an early access option that starts today. This means it's the time of year for everyone's favorite overpriced seasonal beverage. This doesn't mean we'll be adding extra pumpkin to our diet, because Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Lattes™, despite the name, contain… » 8/28/14 5:24pm 8/28/14 5:24pm

Starbucks Typewriter Guy Is Here to Answer All Your Burning Questions

As you may remember, yesterday, we put up a post poking fun at this then-stranger who'd been photographed using a typewriter in Starbucks by one of his fellow students. Cries of rage soon followed from both sympathizers and opponents alike. This man's typewriter and our mocking tone struck a chord. For some of you, a… » 3/13/13 3:03pm 3/13/13 3:03pm

Starbucks' New Machine Is a Little Too Realistic

Face it, you go to Starbucks to feed your socially acceptable drug addiction. Starbucks is the dealer, and you're jonesin'. Being surrounded by conspicuous writers writing conspicuously, other impatient addicts, and baristas who didn't quite hear your name correctly is just a bonus. And SNL imagines a world where you… » 1/21/13 10:00am 1/21/13 10:00am

Starbucks Hopes Cheap $1 Reusable Cups Will Sway Customers From…

Starting today at all of its U.S. and Canadian locations, Starbucks is introducing a cheap but durable plastic cup that the company hopes its patrons will use, and re-use, to help reduce the mountain of paper cups it sells. Resembling the disposable cups already in use, the plastic alternatives will sell for just one… » 1/03/13 7:40pm 1/03/13 7:40pm