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    The Star Wars Trilogy, As Told By Someone Who's Never Seen It

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    01/16/09

    In reply to The Star Wars Trilogy, As Told By Someone Who's Never Seen It
    Leia's 'suit' did it for me. Hilarious.
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    01/15/09

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    That girl screams "Hipster Princess". She's seen Star Wars. She's seen it a lot. She's even got the Christmas special on VHS and sends out Evites to her Life Day party with hot chocolate and everything.


    I feel a great disturbance in the Force. As if a million voices suddenly shouted FAKE and were suddenly...meh.

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    01/15/09

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    I'll forgive all her mistakes because she at least knew Lando Calrissian's name.
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    01/15/09

    @drdentz: Everybody always remembers Billy D!
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    01/15/09

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    Absolutely amazing. My aunt has never seen any of the Star Wars movies (which is weird; she was in her early twenties when they came out), so maybe I should do one of these with her?
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    01/15/09

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    yeah and han and luke kiss I forgot all about that in the movie silly me
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_My Brute Dojo CDIAFIFE GitEmSteveDave_My Brute Dojo CDIAFIFE
    01/15/09

    @laxman15: "Hans"
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    01/15/09

    In reply to The Star Wars Trilogy, As Told By Someone Who's Never Seen It
    Why is it no matter who describes Star Wars, Luke comes of as the whiny bitch he is?
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    01/15/09

    @KHAN!!!_GitEmSteveDave: We discussed this. Luke comes across as a whiny bitch because Luke was a whiny bitch.


    "Luke, where are you going?"


    "Looks like I'm going nowhere..."


    An hour into Star Wars and Luke is whining at epic levels. Anger leads to the Dark Side. Passive aggressiveness though - that makes you a fine candidate for the DeVry Institute of Jedi Training.

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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_My Brute Dojo CDIAFIFE GitEmSteveDave_My Brute Dojo CDIAFIFE
    01/15/09

    In reply to The Star Wars Trilogy, As Told By Someone Who's Never Seen It
    Brown muppets. Someone's profiling.
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